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-Ouch!!!!
Subject: Ouch!!!!
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/p/nm/20001029/en/mdf126644.html
Subject: Get out the vote poster for USA
My friends,
I am sending this to different "lists" to which I belong as well as to
individuals. If you feel this is inappropriate, I extend my apologies
ahead of time.
As a gay man, I feel that this National Election has the potential to either
do great god or damage in the cause of forwarding my rights as a full
citizen.
Last week, I received through e-mail, what I took as a very forceful
statement about the importance of our community to vote. I have taken the
liberty of preparing a poster with this message and have found the local gay
friendly establishments very cooperative in placing these posters.
I have attached a jpg of this poster and would ask you to consider down
loading it and printing copies for your local establishments if you are so
inclined. This has been compressed greatly for sending and if you would
like a non compressed format or a PrintShop file. please feel free to
contact me and I will be glad to forward you the larger files.
Dave aka luvhog.
Subject: Why did the chicken cross the road?
VICE PRESIDENT GORE
Well, I don't know about that.........I'll try to
inform myself..........Meanwhile, I fight for the
chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right now.
I will try to provide federal assistance for them. I
will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I
will fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint
them.
GOVERNOR GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the
road. I say give the road to the chickens and let them
decide. The government needs to let go of strangling
the chickens so they can get across the road.
SENATOR LIEBERMAN
I believe that every chicken has the right to worship
their God in their own way. Crossing the road is a
spiritual journey and no chicken should be denied the
right to cross the road in their own way.
SECRETARY CHENEY
Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They
could fly if they wanted to. Chickens don't want to
cross the road. They don't need help crossing the
road. In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the road
myself.
RALPH NADER
Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by
the evil tiremakers. Chickens aren't ignorant, but
our society pays tiremakers to create the need for
these roads and then lures chickens into believing
there is an advantage to crossing them. Down with the
roads, up with chickens.
PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't
you people see the plain truth in front of your face?
The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what
"they" call it-the "other side." Yes, my friends, that
chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will
become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until
we sort out this abomination that the liberal media
whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the
other side." That chicken should not be free to cross
the road. It's as plain and simple as that.
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes,! The chicken crossed the road, but why it
crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
cross without having their motives called into
question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the
road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on
it.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many
more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the
chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying
sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook and
Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road
move beneath the chicken?
RONALD REAGAN
Mr. Gorbachev, Tear down this
wall!.................The chicken should be free to
cross both ways without impediment.
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do
you mean by "chicken"? Could you define "chicken"
please?
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