silverfoxesclub-digest
Saturday, October 21 2000

Volume 01 : Number 020

In this issue:

-MY FIRST BLOW JOB
-Bears
-This week's Frank and Tafel political debate
-Re: Self-portrait
-Some more portrait just for fun...
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Date: Fri, 20 Oct 2000 18:09:20 GMT
From: "Dennis O"

Subject: MY FIRST BLOW JOB

A JOKE TO SHARE....

A guy walks into the bar and orders 9 shots of tequilia. So the bartender pours nine shots and the man downs one after the other.

"Holy shit!" the baretnder exclaimes "That the most tequila I've ever seen anyone drink that fast before - whats the occassion!?!"

"My first blow job" the man anounces quite plainly

"Well" the bartender replies "let me buy you another!"

"Listen, if 9 SHOTS OF TEQUILA doesn't take the
taste out of my mouth, then one more ain't gonna help." ------------------------------
Date: Fri, 20 Oct 2000 19:06:11 EDT
From: KahrChubber@cs.com

Subject: Bears

BEAR ALERT

The Colorado State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while in the Dillon, Breckenridge,and Keystone area.

They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert but not startle the bears unexpectedly.

They also advise you to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity.

People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and

grizzly bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berries and possibly squirrel fur.

Grizzly bear droppings have bells in them and smell like pepper spray.
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Date: Sat, 21 Oct 2000 00:08:41 -0700
From: "Ben Boxer"

Subject: This week's Frank and Tafel political debate

Headline:
This week's debate between Rep. Barney Frank and Log Cabin Republican Executive Director Rich Tafel

Text:
This Week's Topic:

The next president may choose three Supreme Court justices. What would be the impact of Bush/Cheney choices versus Gore/Lieberman choices?

Rep. Barney Frank (Democrat congressman from Massachusetts):

So great is the contrast between the people Gore will appoint versus those Bush will name, and so critical is this difference for the future of GLBT rights, that this question strains even Log Cabin's talent for denying unpleasant truths.

The best predictor of whom Gore will appoint in this case is the Clinton record. Clinton named Ginsburg and Breyer, each of whom has voted in support of our rights in every case where this issue has come up -- from Question 2 in Colorado to the Boy Scouts.

Bush promises more Scalias and Thomases, Justices with unbroken records of opposing us and, in Scalia's case, deriding the very notion of fair treatment for us.

Log Cabin ignores this, and cites two supportive Justices named by Republicans to argue that you can't infer the views of Justices-to-be from the President who appoints them. But, in fact, one of those two was named by President Ford, the last -- and only -- gay rights supporter nominated for President by the Republicans.

And, since 1980, with the right wing takeover of the Republican Party led by Reagan, the correlation between Presidential views on social policy and Supreme Court votes has greatly increased. That is, pre-1980 history is of dubious relevance here. The seven Justices appointed since 1980 more nearly follow an ideological pattern. Four out of five Republican appointees since 1980 voted against us in the Boy Scout case, while both post-1980 Democratic appointees supported us.

And if 6 of 7 isn't good enough for predictive purposes, how about 2 of 2? Remember, it's Bush who implicitly denigrates Souter and promises us more like Thomas and Scalia.

On Supreme Court matters, as elsewhere, Log Cabin asks us the Marx Brothers question -- who are we gonna believe, them or our own eyes?

Rich Tafel (Log Cabin Republican):

The gay community have been suckers to the Democrat fear machine for years. Since Republicans have taken leadership on AIDS funding, the Supreme Court is the Democrat's new favorite fear tactic. Why? Because its unpredictability makes it easier to use.

Some facts might help here.

Fact: The most horrible anti-gay Supreme Court ruling was penned by a Democrat (President Kennedy) appointee, Judge White, in the Bowers v. Hardwick case. The most gay positive was penned by a Republican (President Reagan) appointee, Judge Kennedy, in the Romer v. Evans case.

Fact: Recently, when asked about the Boy Scout decision, Gore stated he was unfamiliar with it. The issue gay Democrats say is the most important this election, and no one has briefed Gore? And he didn't care enough himself to get up to speed?

Fact: During the Colorado decision, when every gay legal group in the country begged and pleaded with the Clinton-Gore team to sign a pro-gay brief, they simply refused. We won with a Republican appointee dominated court without them.

Fact: Bush has refused to any litmus tests. A New York Times study of the Texas court showed Bush had moved that court to the center with his moderate appointees. It also quoted members of the far right who expressed great frustration at Bush's moderate appointees.

Fact: Either candidate will need support from the opposing party's Senate leadership before he announces his nominees. This again is likely to lead to centrist choices for the bench from both candidates.

The focus on the Supreme Court is yet another effort by Democrats to scare gay people into believing they don't control their own destiny. Our success or failure over the next four years will be our own, and no one controls our destiny but each one of us.
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Date: Sat, 21 Oct 2000 12:51:28 CEST
From: "Oscar vdW"

Subject: Re: Self-portrait

Hi Ben,

I tried looking for a pronunciation, an accent, a word in english wich has the 'G' and 'gh' in 'Van Gogh', but I can't find any... The english language just doesn't use the hard 'g' and 'sch' like we use in dutch.

Try for example to pronounce 'Scheveningen', 's-Gravenhage' (the other name of the Hague (Den Haag)), or 's-Hertogenbosch (the city I live in). In english you would pronounce a word like 'schedule' as 'skedule', but in dutch we would pronounce the 'sch' like Ernie lauchs in Sesamestreet....

I attached a portrait of you in the way I would make it of you.

Regards,
Oscar
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Date: Sat, 21 Oct 2000 09:29:15 -0700
From: "Ben Boxer"

Subject: Frat boys rat on gays

Ben Boxer comments: The shoe is on the other foot in the item below. Frat boys cry "Wolf!" when intrepid gay hooligans chalk some up for the good guys. I wonder what graffiti I would write on their sidewalk? If I am a cocksucker, I guess that makes them "cunnilinguists." Hmmm. That has no ring to it. Sounds too intellectual, like "multilingual." Maybe "muff divers"? No, the dykes have taken that one unto themselves. Maybe "cunt lappers" or "pussy sniffers" (sniff me like a dog)?

We're talking about guys who think giving head to other males is unspeakably disgusting, but who think "giving tongue" to female genitalia is a sign of masculine virility. One can only hope the babes rinse themselves out with Massengill first!

I once had a landlady in San Francisco who was a coon-ass whore from New Orleans. She made her fortune fucking silverfoxy merchant seaman who paid her in cash, and plenty of it. She was so good-looking, they gave her as much as she asked.

She made great gumbo and jambalaya. The gumbo was made with cock (old rooster), and she loved to tell that to her dinner guests (who were also mostly old merchant sailors "on the beach" between assignments, getting a touch of home at her place).

"Hey, you guys," she would say after dinner, "you just ate cock!" That was always good for a moment of silence before an outpouring of belly laughs when they got the point.

I once brought a German girlfriend to her table. The German, a "nice" girl who only fucked for love and not money (she "loved" several hot guys), had never met a "real hoor" (as she pronounced it, just as she spoke of me as her "qveer" friend) so that dinner party was a treat. All the sailors wanted to hump her, but she wormed her way out of that by telling them she was mine alone. (Hee hee!)

The subject turned to other matters after the German girl saw the whore's douche bag hanging over the tub in the john. "I never douche," the German told us all at table, "because it's not healthy. It removes the friendly bacteria."

Whereupon, the whore, who was a gorgeous woman of 45 and who secretly owned a dyke bar around the corner, fell back in her chair, seemingly appalled by the German girl's pronouncement. "Jesus Christ, honey," she bellowed, "pussy stinks if you don't douche!"

Right! So back to the sidewalk at the frat house where I am writing graffiti in chalk. None of the terms I came up with earlier for those straight assholes have any pizazz. I reckon the best I can do as a Grade-A, certified, card-carrying cocksucker is to do unto them others what them others do unto me and tell 'em like it is.

Thus, I write in big letters: HEY, CLIT SUCKERS, DO YOU KNOW THE CLITORIS IS JUST AN UNDEVELOPED DICK?

Headline:
Fraternity charges campus gay group with discrimination
(The Advocate 10/20/00)

Text:
A fraternity at Wesleyan University in Middletown, Conn., has charged a campus gay group with discrimination, The Hartford Courant reports. Delta Kappa Epsilon says that Queer Alliance has been unfairly targeting their fraternity house with sexually explicit chalk graffiti on the sidewalk outside the house. DKE filed a complaint with campus security after two rounds of the graffiti but was told nothing could be done because the university allows graffiti on the sidewalk as long as it's done in chalk. Britton Boyd, a house member and house manager, said he thinks DKE is being targeted with the graffiti, which includes phrases such as .What.s a little love between brothers?. because the fraternity was charged with having made antigay statements during a rally last fall. .We were targeted because we.re an all-male group with a lot of athletes as members,. Boyd said. .And we tend to have more conservative people as members, and conservative people are singled out on this campus.. Philip Gentry, co-coordinator of Queer Alliance, didn.t deny that his group is responsible for the graffiti but said members were not told to target DKE: .I think people are still angry at DKE, and that came out when the graffiti was done..

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