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-humor for some
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Subject: humor for some
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill. The doctor says, "You
know, you should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you have
waited too long and you are going to die this evening." The man is
distraught and wonders how he is going to tell his boyfriend. Well, he
tells him and he takes it pretty well. "Honey, this is going to be a
night that you will always remember," he says. "I am going to treat
you like a king." He prepares a scrumptious gourmet dinner with
wine, candles, the works.
After dinner he slips away and returns in the most incredible
posing strap the man has ever seen. He leads him into their bedroom.
They make the most passionate love they have ever made. The man is
beside himself. Once done, the boyfriend rolls over to go to sleep knowing
he kept her promise. Well, the man is wide-awake watching the
clock.
He knows that he is doomed. He taps his boyfriend..."Honey?" he whispers. He
rolls over and again proceeds to make love. Again when they were done
he rolls over and he taps him. He is getting cranky, but under the
circumstances he grants his dying wishes. Finally the boyfriend
rolls over and begins to snore. Well, the man decides to tap him
again. "Honey?" he whispers. He rolls over and yells, "Oh sure! You
don't have to get up in the morning!!!"
Subject: Dr. Laura got it right!
I ran across the most famous,
albeit infamous, quotation
from Dr. Laura while on the
Internet this past weekend. It
struck me in a way it had not
before. I have not heard the
latest scuttlebutt on what is
happening to her TV show.
Stories vary from canceled to
reassigned.
I don't much care. I suppose
she is still doing well on radio
and making millions on the
divisive mutual hatred and
distrust which have been
animating opposing partisans
during the election crisis.
However, my perception of her
statement, "If you're gay or a
lesbian, it's a biological error,"
has taken a turn for the better.
By her use of the word
"biological," the foolish woman
has given the lie to arguments
from her side that we are not a
naturally occurring
phenomenon.
What is biology, and, by
extension, all things biological?
1.The science of life and of
living organisms, including
their structure, function,
growth, origin, evolution, and
distribution. It includes botany
and zoology and all their
subdivisions.
2.The life processes or
characteristic phenomena of a
group or category of living
organisms.
3.The plant and animal life of a
specific area or region.
Thus has Dr. Laura stated a
truth about us. We are a
biological occurrence, a life
process as opposed to merely a
lifestyle.
As for her use of "error," the
word is equated in my
thesaurus with
"misconception," and that,
indeed, is what we are.
We are the naturally occurring
(biological) misconception
(error) of humanity seen as
entirely heterosexual at all
times in every given situation.
We are natural birth control.
We are the natural link
between the male and female
sexes. We people the gray area
of the orientation spectrum
between sexual black and
white.
Now that I have settled the
question of Dr. Laura in my
own mind and have found her
estimation of us to be
stunningly correct, I find
myself turning in thought to
our place in the Christian
creation myth which speaks
first of man, Adam, and later
adds woman, Eve, in the
Garden of Eden.
Where were WE? I rack my
brain. I fret. I strain.
AH! Eureka! "I've found it!"
We were the forbidden fruit!
Subject: Re: Dr. Laura got it right!
Har har har!
Actually, if I may, can I use your letter to counter a few nasty posts on a
certain bulletin board where there are some heterosexists arguing that
homosexuality is learned? I'm sure they'd get a real kick out of it.
As for the christian creation myth... Actually, I believe we weren't even in
the garden of eden. Adam and Eve weren't the only "people" on the planet at
the time, they were simply the first two and the ones in the garden. See,
god realized that he'd made a big mistake with those two. So he made them
stay in that little garden while he perfected the art of creating the rest
of us. When they finally got smart enough to realize that they were supposed
to make the breeding stock for the rest of the world, he "banished" them
from the garden and they were fruitful and multiplied. But lets face it, we
were the ones god got right, those two were just an experiment gone wrong.
Toodles,
P.S. Ben, why do your posts always come across in what looks like 40
columns? (old 8-bit days). Also, did you swallow a Flash editor? Your web
pages have been getting over-animated, some of us poor slobs are still
chuging along on dialups and find all that nifty-spiffy animation rather
slow. Remember, less is more. :)
(SHADDAP! We've all seen ya nekkid)
Subject: Re: Dr. Laura got it right!
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...Actually, if I may, can I use your
letter to counter a few nasty posts
on a certain bulletin board where
there are some heterosexists
arguing that homosexuality is
learned? I'm sure they'd get a real
kick out of it.....
Sure, go ahead and use it. It's a
better argument than hypothesizing
that Eve was transgendered and
taught Adam the joys of oral sex
by sucking on the forbidden fruit,
which was his banana.
Because I condense them that way
as a means of preventing line ends
from breaking and spreading
sentences and paragraphs all over
the page. That drives me nuts.
You made a reference above to "old
8-bit days"? Ha! Look who's talking!
The name of the game in personal
computers is UPDATING so as not
to be left behind. I have done that
relentlessly since 1978, not only
with hardware and software, but
also with methods of access since
I got on the Internet in the mid-90s
of the 20th century. It is now the
21st century. I endured regular
dialups until finally faster service
became available in my area. I went
for it.
My sites serve people in all
situations. I do what I can, but I can't
serve them all, nor do I believe that
because they are behind for whatever
reason, I have to stay there with them.
You can bypass the Flash at the
Clubhouse entry by going directly to
the second page (index2.html).
If you were using your noodle, you
would have thought of that and
bookmarked the page for direct
access. The Locker Room called
"Pilot Daddy" also has a second page
you can use for the same purpose.
The newest one, "Let's Get It On,"
does not have a bypass because it
follows a different format, but all
you have to do is write to me
and I will make it possible for you
to see its contents one way or
another. Don't expect me to revert to
your "old 8-bit days." Stay abreast.
As for swallowing the Flash editor,
yes, I do. He's my partner, disease-free.
P.S. Give me a list of the over-animated
pages and I will consider adjustments
where possible.
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