silverfoxesclub-digest
Saturday, November 18 2000
Volume 01 : Number 049

In this issue:

-A request from Ben Boxer
-Joke: Clinton in Hell
-A possible solution to too many e-mails
-Cypriot bishop cleared
-Asian beauty queen

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Date: Fri, 17 Nov 2000 15:25:48 -0800
From: "Ben Boxer"

Subject: A request from Ben Boxer

A request from Ben Boxer:

When you write to me about anything to do with your list subscription, please be sure to refer to the e-address you are using here. We don't list by name, but by e-address only. If I don't have that, I may not be able to help you.

Also, it helps if you tell me exactly which list you are on and which version of it -- for example, the digest version of the silverfoxesclub.

Those records are kept in a separate place.

It also helps if you are patient with me. I am basically a doddering old fool and can't stay up 24 hours a day seven days a week to offer you this free service at a moment's notice, or in response to three of four e-mails in six hours that you have fired off angrily because you haven't heard from me yet.

I will be happy to serve you at the first opportunity I have, but it will have to be within my own time frame.

Smooch!
Ben Boxer
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Date: Fri, 17 Nov 2000 15:40:38 -0800
From: "Ben Boxer"

Subject: Joke: Clinton in Hell

Bill Clinton kicks the bucket and is on his way to Hell. At the gates he meets Judgment. Judgment tells him that Hell is full, but he can replace one of its current inhabitants. Which one will be his choice.

Three doors suddenly appear before him.

The first door opens. Behind it is Newt Gingrich getting worked over with a blow torch. Clinton cringes. "That looks painful," he says. "It's not for me!"

Door #2 opens. Behind it is Rush Limbaugh. His skin is being stripped off with a pair of pliers. "I don't think so," Clinton insists.

Door #3 opens and behind it is Ken Starr. He's bound hand and foot, naked. Kneeling before him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. "I can handle that!" Clinton proclaims enthusiastically.

"Very well" says Judgment, "Monica, you may go."
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Date: Fri, 17 Nov 2000 16:55:43 -0800
From: "Ben Boxer"

Subject: A possible solution to too many e-mails

If you feel swamped by e-mails from the list, you may want to change your subscription to the digest version where you receive only one e-mail per day and an occasional note about the change of passwords for the Image Archives. The digests do NOT include the erotic pictures.

I am trying a new method of operation here by editing out some of the extraneous material so the digests will be even more condensed than they are now.

Thus, if you subscribe to the digest instead of to the regular version, you can still get the password and enjoy the pix in the Web archives. Most pix for the previous month are added to the archives in regular updates, so you won't be missing anything.

Let me know if you would like to make the change, and I will do it for you.

Ben Boxer
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Date: Sat, 18 Nov 2000 00:06:16 -0800
From: "Ben Boxer"

Subject: Cypriot bishop cleared

Ben Boxer notes: The bishop does not speak for himself. It sounds like somebody made a deal.

Headline:
Cypriot bishop cleared of looking at men

(The Advocate, 11/17/00)

Text:
A Greek Orthodox bishop in Cyprus who had been accused of looking at men was unanimously cleared Thursday of the charges by a panel of more than 20 bishops and patriarchs. Bishop Athanassios of Limassol had been accused of being gay by other clerics, but his supporters say the charges were trumped up in order to end his chances of becoming the next archbishop of Cyprus. Athanassioss supporters cheered when a statement from the bishops was read outside the archbishoprics headquarters. Afterward, Athanassios was asked by reporters if he had anything to say to his critics, but when he opened his mouth to speak, another cleric answered, No.
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Date: Sat, 18 Nov 2000 00:06:21 -0800
From: "Ben Boxer"

Subject: Asian beauty queen

Ben Boxer comments: A Westerner like me may understandably have trouble sorting out one sex from another among the androgynous young of Southeast Asia (in particular), but, as you can see below, the Southeast Asians are not so good at it themselves. Of course, female hormones are available over the counter in many countries, such as Brazil and Thailand, so the transgendered have easier access to the goodies that can give a guy a big set of knockers and other female attributes. I used to have a Thai porn film featuring a Thai guy with a hefty 10-inch dick screwing a gloriously beautiful Thai girl with very un-Asian HUGE tits that had to be hormonal, and for a whore, she DID moan a lot in the movie. The Thai surprise was when she turned over and showed she had a dick almost as big as the guy who was shagging her from behind. I guess male hormones work below the waist! Hey, if you're going to the drug store, would you pick me up some of those? The male hormones, I mean. I've already got big tits.

Headline:
Thai beauty queen admits being a man

(The Advocate, 11/17/00)

Text:
Kesaraporn Duangsawan captured the hearts of the judges and walked away with 6,000 baht ($138) as first runner-up in a Thai beauty contest this monthuntil organizers discovered the beauty queen is a man. A police officer told reporters that some of the contestants had complained of unfair competition, saying Kesaraporn is actually male. The disgraced 22-year-old beauty queen handed back the prize money through a friend on Thursday, five days after the annual beauty pageant the Loy Krathong Festival in the central Thai province of Ratchaburi. Kesaraporn asked to keep only the Miss Media runner-up sash as a memento, the police officer told reporters.

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