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silverfoxesclub-digest
Tuesday, November 14 2000
Volume 01 : Number 045

In this issue:

-RE: Opera (2)
-Work Accident
-Fred Rogers to quite production.
-Another pic of Mr. Rogers
-Coretta Scott King's Speech
-Getting rid of the Navidad Virus
-humour
-Humour - things we can learn from a visit to the cinema

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Date: Mon, 13 Nov 2000 13:48:10 -0500 (EST)
From: Edward Subject: RE: Opera

Gee, If I come to the UK, is that a promise??

Edward
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Leslie wrote:

Your education is sadly lacking,you need to be put over this Daddy's knee and be educated. Riloletto is one of Verdi's finest
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Date: Mon, 13 Nov 2000 16:09:42 -0800
From: "Ben Boxer"

Subject: Re: Opera

Well, Edward, Leslie has already told you all you need to know about your opera tomorrow night. Enjoy Rigoletto. It's lively, the music is rich and melodic and very unboring. The costumes are great, and the sets. It's a whole new world for you. Enjoy every minute. The nice thing about opera is if you like it, there's plenty more where that came from, especially in New York! Never turn down an invitation to any opera by Verdi or Puccini. Every minute is a treat. At the old Met (before Lincoln Center) gay bottoms used to split the seat of their pants and buy SRO tickets (standing-room- only) in the gallery (way up high at the back) and lean forward against the chest-high wall behind the last tier of seats. Tops would crowd in behind them and give them all the action they wanted. The loud music and the emotional singing onstage provided perfect cover for the soft grunts and groans of butt fucking in the gallery. I knew a queen who thrived on opera and was a fine singer as well. We studied opera with the same voice coach in Manhattan and became buddies although we were not interested in each other sexually. He took me to the Met with him one night wearing his split pants and turned three tricks during a performance of Verdi's La Traviata, which is one of my favorites. His performance was as good as anything onstage. He sang along softly with the Italian diva who played the leading role. I was laughing so hard and wiggling with the laughter that I got a guy off behind me who was pressed against me with his hard-on (still in his pants and I had no split in mine). There was my buddy beside me, fucking like a piston and singing the arias, and nobody noticed! Haha! Only in New York! When I was a music critic for an international daily newspaper many years ago, I used to hang around opera houses wherever I was. The Paris Opera was very grand and very gay. There was a huge, high- ceilinged bar for drinks between the acts which was always jammed. I once saw a famous Austrian film actor named Paul Henreid (also in American films) giving the eye to a hot number close at hand. A couple of winks at each other, and they vanished through a door at the back of the bar which the bartender unlocked for them. God knows where they went, but I know what they did because only a few minutes later, just as the bell rang for the end of the intermission, they came back through the same door red-faced and obviously coming down from a sexual high. Paul Henreid (originally Paul von Hernreid, son of a Viennese banker) was a gorgeous man. He was in "Casablanca," "Goodbye, Mr. Chips" (the first one) and also in one of my favorite movies (which I watch from time to time), "Now, Voyager" (with Bette Davis at her best, in which he lit two cigarettes in his mouth and gave one to her, the first time ever in films and considered shocking at the time). I had fantasies about him and the Paris Opera incident for years.
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Date: Mon, 13 Nov 2000 14:03:43 -0800
From: "Ben Boxer"

Subject: Work Accident
Merv was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way. One day, Merv decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom business called Plexus Communications. After weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright. But, after signing on the dotted line he realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him. The next day he had set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very interesting. At the end of the interview, Merv asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?" And the gentleman answered, "Why yes, I couldn't help but notice you have no ears." Merv got very angry and threw him out. The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. He asked her the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?" and she replied: "Well, you have no ears." Merv again was upset and tossed her out. The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was with a very young man who was fresh out of college. He was smart. He was handsome and he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. Merv was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question: "Do you notice anything different about me?" And to his surprise, the young man answered: "Yes. You wear contact lenses." Merv was shocked, and said, "What an incredibly observant young man. How in the world did you know that?" The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well, it's pretty damn hard to wear glasses with no fucking ears!"
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Date: Mon, 13 Nov 2000 22:04:19 -0500

From: "luvhog"

Subject: Fred Rogers to quite production.

Just came across this news item about Mr. Rogers. from AdCritic Mon, Nov 13 @ 12:40 PM

Looks like 'Mister Rogers' is going out of production. Its like an end of an era. Luckily, he won't be disappearing into retirement. Read more... It's a sad day in the neighborhood. Longtime children's TV host Fred Rogers plans to introduce his last new neighbor next year, his production company announced Saturday. The 71-year-old host and creator of "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" will shoot the final episode of the show in 2001, but he won't be hanging up his cardigan just yet. After 50 years in television and 33 years as the show's host, Rogers is turning his attention to his Web sites, publications and special museum programs. And he'll still provide gentle advice in reruns. "Fred is not retiring," said his production company, Family Communications. Rogers has produced almost 1,000 programs and averaged about 10 new episodes in each of the last few years.
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Date: Tue, 14 Nov 2000 00:01:17 -0800
From: "Ben Boxer"

Subject: Coretta Scott King's Speech

Ben Boxer notes: Ms King could not have foreseen the circumstances of the election when she made this speech last week, but it does not weaken the impact of her ideas. If anything, we need them now more than before.

Headline:
Coretta Scott King's Speech

(The Advocate, 11/13/00)

Text:
Following are the remarks made by Coretta Scott King at the opening plenary session of the 13th annual Creating Change conference, organized by the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force, in Atlanta on November 9. (Some of Mrs. King's introductory greetings upon taking the podium have been omitted.)

"I think we all need a few days to recuperate from the stress-filled election we have just experienced, but not much more, because we have a lot more work to do in our common struggle against bigotry and discrimination.

"I say 'common struggle' because I believe very strongly that all forms of bigotry and discrimination are equally wrong and should be opposed by right-thinking Americans everywhere. Freedom from discrimination based on sexual orientation is surely a fundamental human right in any great democracy, as much as freedom from racial, religious, gender, or ethnic discrimination.

"My husband, Martin Luther King Jr., once said, 'We are all tied together in a single garment of destiny, an inescapable network of mutuality.' I can never be what I ought to be until you are allowed to be what you ought to be. Therefore, I appeal to everyone who believes in Martin Luther King Jr.'s dream to make room at the table of brotherhood and sisterhood for lesbian and gay people.

"In addition to this fundamental moral principle, there is a very practical reason why people involved in human rights should support each other and work together. And that reason is that the whole of us united makes us stronger than the sum of our parts. This principle of synergy is eloquently summed up in the equation 'One plus one equals three.' In other words, there are things we achieve together that we can't achieve separately.

"In a way, we have just had an object lesson in the power of coalition unity. And I think we have just seen the future of American democracy flash before our eyes last Tuesday. The coalition that gave Al Gore a popular majority can surely be as powerful as the New Deal coalition that transformed America in an earlier era.

"So what comes next for the NGLTF, the King Center, and indeed all organizations working for human rights and social justice must be a new emphasis on working together in coalitions. With this commitment, we can pass comprehensive hate crimes legislation and the Employment Non-Discrimination Act and secure full funding for AIDS research, prevention, and treatment. We can defend affirmative action and support a broad range of common legislative and policy priorities.

"It is encouraging that we have seen more gay and lesbian candidates elected to political office. It is important for lesbian and gay officeholders and their constituencies to achieve greater visibility as supporters of laws that benefit the entire community. I think this will help educate the American public that lesbian and gay people seek the same goals of quality education for young people, cleaner air and water, safe streets and better health care that straight people want. We have to work harder for the broader vision of the compassionate and caring society that demands decent living standards for all citizens.

"Now that the election is finally behind us, we must turn our full attention to building a tightly knit coalition of human rights groups that can act swiftly and effectively for needed policy reforms. Let's make this first decade of the 21st century an era of unprecedented expansion in freedom and democracy.

"And as we work for needed reforms, we must also look ahead to the next elections, mindful that we need more people of color in America's federal, state, and local political institutions. And we also need more women and more lesbian and gay officeholders as well. This is how we make our political institutions reflect the diversity of the American people.

"In closing, my friends, I just want to say that I'm proud to stand with you today as we build a great new American coalition for freedom and human rights for all people. Despite the formidable challenges we face, I believe that we will succeed in creating a more compassionate and just society.

"I'll conclude my remarks tonight with a few words spoken by Martin Luther King Jr. at the National Press Club in July of 1962. The 38 years that have come and gone since then have done nothing to diminish the relevance of his remarks. Indeed, they seem particularly appropriate to the challenge we face today.

"'We are simply seeking,' said Martin, 'to bring into full realization the American dream, a dream yet unfulfilled. A dream of equality of opportunity, of privilege and property widely distributed; a dream of a land where men no longer argue that the color of a man's skin determines the content of his character; the dream of a land where everyone will respect the dignity and worth of the human personality. This is the dream. When it is realized, the jangling discords of our nation will be transformed into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood, and men everywhere will know that America is truly the land of the free and the home of the brave.'

"With this faith, sisters and brothers, let us work together with renewed passion and commitment to create the beloved community of Martin Luther King Jr.'s dream, where all people can live together in a spirit of trust and understanding, harmony, love, and peace.
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Date: Tue, 14 Nov 2000 16:29:31 +0100
From: "SGMS"

Subject: Re: Getting rid of the Navidad Virus

http://www.bigfoot.com/~pontille/en/index.htm#list

Look for NoNavidad
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Date: Tue, 14 Nov 2000 17:21:49 +0100 From: "SGMS" Subject: Humour - things we can learn from a visit to the cinema

1) You're likely to survive any battle in any war unless you show someone a photo of your sweetheart back home.

2) Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

3) The Eiffel tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

4) A man will show no pain while taking a ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

5) When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you pull out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

6) If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate strange noises in their most revealing underware.

7) A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of Wembley Stadium.

8) Mediaeval peasants had perfect teeth.

9) All bombs have timing devices with large red read-outs, so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

10) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your ennemies will only attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

11) When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

12) Any lock can be picked in seconds with a credit card or a paper clip unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

13) All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpits on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her.

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