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silverfoxesclub-digest
Saturday, November 11 2000
Volume 01 : Number 042

In this issue:

-Re: The Only Votes that Really Count (+ other responses)
-Election Humor
-Germans Pass Domestic Partner Law
-Our election is over (+ response)
-are you a bastard?
-The Internet and the Penis
-Gay Protest Planned at Bishops' Gathering

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Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2000 18:31:15 GMT
From: "Km Jsob"

Subject: Re: The Only Votes that Really Count

Well said, Ben! If we want to change the constitution, we should go about the proper way, through congress with an amendment.

K
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Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2000 11:02:57 -0800
From: George of Boston

Subject: Fwd: The Only Votes that Really Count

Here is a small clarification to Ben's excellent description of how USA elects a president. It is true that as Ben said, "To win a candidate must receive a majority of electoral votes--currently 270." However, the majority that is required is a majority of those electors present to vote, which could be less than 270. This number will be 270 ONLY if all electors are present in Washington, DC to vote on Dec 18.

Why is this fine point important? Because if Florida cannot certify its electors, or is enjoined by the courts from certifying its electors, because of fraud or substantial irregularities, Florida's electors would not be present to vote in the Electoral College on Dec 18. Then the number of votes required would be a majority of 513, that is 257, not 270 (538 minus Florida's 25 equals 513). Mr Gore has more than 257 votes already.

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Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2000 17:15:04 EST
From: Parnassos@aol.com

Subject: Re: Our election is Over

Bravo, Ben,

Once again your sagacity unfurls its full and awesome colors for all to see. Now, let us close ranks, let us discuss vote day elsewhere, and let us move forward.

Again, Ben, "Bravo!"

Steve in the northern burbs of Detroit
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Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2000 15:28:56 -0800
From: "jbellag"

Subject: RE: The Only Votes that Really Count

Wow Ben,

Ross Perot? Do you know what he would say about this site and the people associated with it?
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Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2000 16:09:40 -0800
From: "Ben Boxer"

Subject: Re: The Only Votes that Really Count

Nobody knew what he would have said about it in 1992, when I was associated with the campaign. The Reform Party did not even exist at that time. I left when he did, the morning after his announcement that he was pulling out -- just two days after his wife said in public that he would NEVER let the American people down by pulling out! He lost me then, the way Clinton lost me on July 15, 1993, when he signed on to "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" with his buddy Colin Powell. Perot posed as a fair-minded man in 1992, which is why 19,000,000 Americans voted for him. At some later point in the 1990s, he instituted domestic partner benefits for gays and other single people working in his company, but reversed that policy a couple of years later for unexplained reasons. Going back on his word seemed to be part of his character, which I had already learned in August 1992. When he came back in October 1992 and ran for President, I was no longer interested in anything he had to say, but I voted for him just for the hell of it because I found both Papa George Bush and Clinton distasteful.
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Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2000 14:18:06 -0500 (EST)
From: Edward

Subject: Election Humor

Jay Leno on "The Tonight Show" Thursday said the uncertainty of Tuesday's election outcome has the whole country suffering from "electile dysfunction."
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WASHINGTON D.C. - Following an emergency meeting Tuesday morning, Congress unanimously voted to excise Florida from the United States of America.

The move was a reaction to the confusion and irregularities in the state's voting numbers that have totally disrupted the 2000 Presidential election.

"This is the last straw," said Utah senator Orin Hatch. "First Elian Gonzales, now this."

Several congressmen told reporters the decision has been a long time in coming.

"We're all pretty much sick of Florida," said representative Barney Frank. "They've been a constant embarrassment for too long now."

Added Frank, "They had Dan Marino for a while, but what have they done lately? Oh that's right, screw up our entire democracy. I forgot"

In a speech on the Senate floor, Massachusetts senator Ted Kennedy commented that the loss of Florida's sizable elderly population will free up billions of dollars in social security funds.

"These are valuable funds which can now be redirected toward national defense. We can finally rebuild our demoralized, weakened military," said the Senator to roaring applause.

From her New York campaign headquarters, freshly elected senator Hillary Clinton echoes the sentiments of her future colleagues on Capitol Hill, calling Florida "a hurricane-addled hellhole full of scheming Cuban immigrants."

"Learn fucking English already, you banana boat bums," Clinton added.

As a result of the Florida screw-up, the House and Senate decreed a new election will take place in early December. This time, ballots in each state will be tabulated by robots.

"It is clear that our human vote-counting system is too inherently flawed," said Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert. "The presence of these new, superior robot mast- err, I mean - tabulators will ensure 100% accuracy."

"Remember," said Hastert, "every vote counts, especially if it's counted by robots."

Dynamiting will begin in Florida next Wednesday, after which the state will be completely geographically separated from the United States.

"After that, they're on their own," said Hastert. "I hope they sink. Fuckers."
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Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2000 16:34:37 -0500 (EST)
From: Edward

Subject: Germans Pass Domestic Partner Law

From the AP news.

Edward
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November 10, 2000

Germans Pass Domestic Partner Law
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

BERLIN (AP) -- After a sharp debate over what conservatives branded an ``attack on family and society,'' German lawmakers took a first step Thursday toward giving legal recognition to gay couples.

Lawmakers from the governing Social Democrats and Greens used their majority in the lower house to push through legal changes expected to give gays and lesbians the right to sign ``life partnerships'' by the middle of next year.

The changes would allow gay couples to exchange vows at local government offices and require a court decision for divorce. Same-sex couples would also receive rights given heterosexual spouses in inheritance and health insurance.

``The long years of discrimination are over,'' declared Greens leader Kerstin Mueller, whose party led the push for the changes. ``Lesbians and gays today get their rights.''

Justice Minister Herta Daeubler-Gmelin said the aim was to support lasting relationships between people regardless of their sexual orientation.

But conservatives, who have denounced the plan as ``Marriage Light,'' could scuttle parts of the bill when it reaches the upper house of parliament, and are weighing whether to ask the country's highest court to rule the plan unlawful.

The German vote came more than a decade after Denmark became the first country to give homosexual couples legal status in 1989. Others including France and Norway introduced similar laws during the 1990s.

Before the vote, conservative lawmakers slammed the changes as undermining the ``special protection'' for marriage in Germany's postwar constitution.

Norbert Geis, a lawmaker for the ultraconservative Christian Social Union, said the new institution was a ``violation of our culture'' and ``the worst attack on family and society.''

Gay and lesbian groups, who have campaigned for a decade for partnership rights, welcomed the parliament vote as long overdue.

Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder's government promised to pursue the goal of legal status for gay couples after he ousted Helmut Kohl in 1998 elections.
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Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2000 14:01:45 -0800
From: "Ben Boxer"

Subject: Our election is over

I am putting the brakes on chitchat about this screwy election. Many of us have had a lot to say, and for the most part, it has been non-accusatory. Some of it, however, has been borderline, so the best thing we can do is to break the thread because sooner or later -- and that means sooner -- it is going to get rougher and will bruise more feelings here than it's worth for the purposes of our list.

I have already had to unsubscribe someone who has gone off the deep end with me privately, which makes me suspect that others may be doing some private flaming as well.

I say again: our election is over. Let's talk about other things and look at hot pix.

Thanks for all of your contributions up to this point, but enough is enough.

Ben Boxer
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Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2000 21:23:02 -0500
From: "luvhog"

Subject: The Internet and the Penis

Have you ever thought about the similarities between The Internet, and a mans Penis? There is a staggering and frightening similarity. Think of it:

1. They both can be up or down. It's a lot more fun when they're up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done.

2. In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.

3. If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.

4. It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours.

5. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.

6. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.

7. The White House uses both extensively to communicate what is on the president's mind.

8. Some folks have it, some don't. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them power. They are wrong. Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it would like to try it.

9. Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.

10.When too small, few people had any use for it. When too big, you can't possible take it all in. Different people would have different opinions as to the perfect size of it, and it's user would never be quite satisfied with its performance.

11.If it goes down, without warning, and without reason, the anxiety and stress related to wondering when it will be up again is enough to shake the foundation of most small countries.

12.In both cases, if you hire a cheap service provider, the only thing that you can count on is that both will go down often, and neither will let you stay on all night long.
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Date: Sat, 11 Nov 2000 00:38:07 -0800
From: "Ben Boxer"

Subject: Gay Protest Planned at Bishops' Gathering

Headline:
Gay Protest Planned at Bishops' Gathering

By Gustav Niebuhr
(New York Times, 11/11/00)

Text:
A gay rights organization that advocates nonviolent civil disobedience and has been staging demonstrations at meetings of major Christian churches around the country, plans one outside a Roman Catholic shrine in Washington next week, to coincide with a gathering of the nation's Catholic bishops.

The demonstration, a vigil near the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception, will be the fifth such event staged over the last six months by the organization, Soulforce Inc. The organization said Dignity/USA, a 30-year-old group of gay and lesbian Catholics, would also participate.

Earlier this year, Soulforce held demonstrations outside national meetings of four Protestant denominations, the United Methodist Church, the Southern Baptist Convention, the Presbyterian Church (USA) and the Episcopal Church, groups with official views that vary widely in regard to the role that gay men and lesbians may play in church. At each event, some participants were quietly arrested, often on charges of trespassing, by police officers briefed beforehand by the organization of its plans. "We don't want the police to be surprised by our presence," said a Soulforce spokeswoman, Laura Montgomery Rutt.

Soulforce's executive director, the Rev. Mel White, said the Catholic Church in the United States, with more than 60 million members, had a greater impact on public understanding of issues related to gay rights than any of its Protestant counterparts. Mr. White, who is ordained but not a church pastor, also said gay and lesbian Catholics had suffered greatly from church teaching that homosexual acts were "intrinsically disordered."

Mary Louise Cervone, president of Dignity/USA, said the demonstration was intended to be "a message that our language and our words and our actions have a tremendous effect on the lives of our people." Ms. Cervone said gay men and lesbians would feel a part of their churches "when we are welcomed in our churches as whole and holy people."

In a recent exchange of letters with Mr. White, Bishop Joseph A. Fiorenza, president of the National Conference of Catholic Bishops, said the church's view of homosexual acts was rooted in its teachings on marriage, that such acts "cannot fulfill the two-fold purpose of sexuality in the God-given order of creation  to build up the community of love between wife and husband and to enable them to be co-creators with Him in bringing children into the world."

But Bishop Fiorenza also quoted the Catholic Catechism as declaring the church's position that gays "must be accepted with respect, compassion and sensitivity." Referring to the Catechism's statement, Bishop Fiorenza added, "Catholics who do not observe this teaching are not in accord with the mind and the heart of the church."

In planning to gather on Tuesday, the demonstrators have chosen a site high in symbolism, but distant from where the bishops will meet, in a Capitol Hill hotel, from Monday through Thursday. The shrine, the largest Catholic church in the Western hemisphere, stands adjacent to the Catholic University of America.

Some Catholic organizations invited by Soulforce to participate declined to do so, among them New Ways Ministries, which describes itself as a "bridge-building ministry" to gay and lesbian Catholics.

"We didn't feel that the Soulforce action was going to be in line with our mission of education and promoting dialogue," said Francis DeBernardo, its executive director.

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