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Silverfoxesclub-digest
Friday, May 11 2001
Volume 01 : Number 235

In this issue:

-Humor: Old Man
-Quote of the Day

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From: "luvhog" luvhog@ameritech.net
Subject: Humor: Old Man

A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm in love with a twenty-two-year-old man." "What's wrong with that?" asks the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand. Every morning before he goes to work, we make love. At lunchtime he comes home and we make love again, and then he makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when he gets a break, he rushes home and gives me oral sex, the best an old man could want. And then at suppertime, and all night long, we make love." He breaks down, no longer able to speak. The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?" The senile old man answers, again through his tears, "I forgot where I live."

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Overheard in a gay bar:
"You mean you were in the closet for 20 years and you came out wearing that!"
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From: "x x" eeeeeddd69@hotmail.com
Subject: Quote of the Day

Here is a qoute for today and every day.

"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."
---Mahatma Gandhi

Peace
phred
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