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Silverfoxesclub-digest
Saturday, March 31 2001
Volume 01 : Number 190/1

In this issue:

-Fellatio Course - Lesson 13
-Cancellation of 'Dr. Laura'
-Question of the Day (Saturday)
-Attention!
-Jokes of the Corn
-Corporate Sports
-Loony Bananasniffer
-At midnight on Ben's birthday, instead of fireworks....

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From: "George of Boston" bostbill@ix.netcom.com
Subject: Fellatio Course - Lesson 13

LESSON THIRTEEN: The Second Cumming.

Don't be surprised if you find yourself going back to this lesson for seconds. We discussed briefly at the end of lesson 12 a technique to get him going again if he has recently cum. Today after you have gotten your man off, let's concentrate on some techniques to get him back on again. Not just to get him hard but to keep him hard. Hard enough to want to cum again!

After he has cum you may need other techniques to keep him hard and to keep him interested. Many men (not all but a good portion of us) are exhausted by a single cum and while it is possible to get your partner up again you have a long way to go before you get him to cum again.

Cocksucking alone at this time is usually not enough to get him off. You will need to combine some of the techniques you have learned earlier with your basic cocksucking technique to stimulate the juices for a second and third go around. Don't hesitate in your exploration of his body at this time. His nipples, his balls, his asshole. His armpits. His earlobes.

For the second cum you are free to really get into his body and explore all those erotic areas that you missed when you were concentrating on his cock exclusively. His navel. His toes.

One of the things I find most exciting about the second cum is the lack of expectation that you must get him to climax within a certain time frame. You have all the time in the world to really give his total body a complete tongue bath. You can explore his body safely and completely and really get to know the total body as well as you know his delightful dick! This is merely a sign that you are becoming a true connoisseur of cockflesh. A title I am proud to hold.

Next - Fellatio Lesson Fourteen.
Not for Beginners or Strangers - 69.

Return to Table of Contents to continue lessons.

George of Boston (Boston Bill)
http://bostbill.home.netcom.com
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From: "Ben Boxer" benboxer@mediaone.net
Subject: Cancellation of 'Dr. Laura'

Ben Boxer comments: Now let's get her off the radio (three hours per day!).

Headline:
Paramount Confirms Cancellation of 'Dr. Laura'
[Southern Voice]

Text:
The plug has been pulled on Dr. Laura Schlessinger’s troubled TV talk show, just months after it debuted to criticism from some quarters of the gay community.

Schlessinger released a statement Friday confirming that the last episode of the TV show had been taped a day earlier. A gay media watchdog group, which has protested the show over Schlessinger’s anti-gay comments aired on her popular radio show, cheered the move.

"I have mixed feelings about the show ending after one season," Schlessinger said in a statement reported by Reuters. "On the one hand, I'm relieved, because taping a one-hour show for television and then doing three live hours of radio every day was exhausting. On the other hand, I'm very proud of the show and sad we won't continue."

Paramount Pictures, which produces the show, refused comment, other to confirm reports that the last episode was taped on Thursday.
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From: "Ben Boxer" benboxer@mediaone.net
Subject: Question of the Day (Saturday)

In the inner circles at the White House, who is known as "41" and who is known as "43," and why?

(Answer tomorrow, Sunday)
From: "Ben Boxer" Subject: Saturday Question; Same Day Answer In the inner circles at the White House, who is known as "41" and who is known as "43," and why? (Answer tomorrow, Sunday) =====
We don't have to wait for the answer because PGr4248@aol.com sent it in!

- ----- Original Message -----
From: PGr4248@aol.com
Subject: Re: Question of the Day (Saturday)

Dad & Jr. Bush?
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Ben Boxer chortles: Right!

(Applause from the audience)

People at the White House, when speaking of the Shrubs...oops!...Bushes, clarify which one by saying "41" when referencing Pappy Bush, the 41st President of the USA, duly elected by proper procedure, and of Dubya Bush as "43" because he, of course, is the 43rd in line to occupy the White House, by order of the conservative judiciary of the Supreme Court.

P.S. "The Shrubs" is what they are called by Democrats in Texas, per columnist Molly Ivins, an irreverent and very entertaining liberal.
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From: Big-ol-Bearcub@webtv.net
Subject: Attention!

Are you unhappy with your lifestyle? Do you yearn for more in entertainment than monster truck shows have to offer? Do beer commercials leave you bored and uninterested? Are you tired of being a decade behind in fashion? Do you wish you had a nice apartment -- like the ones on "Will & Grace"?

YOU ARE NOT ALONE!
Act now, and you'll be on your way to living a fabulous, glamorous life as a HOMOSEXUAL!

For a limited time, homosexuals are recruiting heterosexual men to become just like us! Let us help you in your transformation from bland to faboo! We'll give you all the steps you'll need to be a happy, healthy fairy, like:

* How to have sex with a man and not NEED the six pack of beer!

* How to make your home Architectural Digest-ready - with extra tips on antiques, throw pillows, and foreign art!

* The "secret" list of essential Madonna and Cher CDs you MUST own.

* That tongue trick invented (circa 1978) in a back alley in NYC!

* The address of Ricky Martin's "private" fan club!

* Why you must "JUST SAY NO" to bi-level haircuts!

* Dance steps for even the most rhythmically impaired -- and why dancing with a shirt on is a no-no -- unless you haven't been going to the gym.

* Why you MUST go to the gym!

* Gaydar lessons -- you'll finally know the truth about that unusual Uncle.

* Our "In" and "Out" list -- for the current week.

* Style and grooming tips no self-respecting gay man should be without (say good-bye to that uni-brow)!

* How to wear a G-string with poise and dignity (we'll even insert a few bucks to get you started).

* A dialect coach to assist in "gaylingo" -- learn terms like twinkie, muscle bunny, drama queen -- and their importance in conversation.

* Significant historical dates you'll need to know, like the year Donna Summer won her first Grammy, Barbra's wedding anniversary, and the day Judy died!

ACT NOW AND YOU'LL RECEIVE A CLOSET DOOR (removed, of course) TO SYMBOLIZE YOUR FREEDOM!

Don't delay any longer!

Don't you want to have more women hanging off you than when you were straight?

Call 1-800-GET-FABB to BEGIN YOUR LIFE AS A FABULOUS FAG!!!

Call today.

Operators are standing by!

(Offer void in Kentucky and Tennessee.)
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From: Big-ol-Bearcub@webtv.net
Subject: Jokes of the Corn

Young Todd is walking downtown and a girl calls to him, "blowjob, five dollars."

He gives her a strange look and keeps walking. Soon another girl says the same thing.

Confused, the youngster keeps walking.

The first thing out of his mouth when he returned home was "Mom, what's a blowjob?"

His mom replies, "Five dollars, just like downtown!"
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What do you get if you cross a whore and a computer?
A fucking know-it-all.
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Son: Mommy, Mommy, what's an orgasm?
Mom: I don't know dear, ask your father.
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Daughter: Mommy, Mommy! Why don't I have a big thing like Daddy's between my legs?
Mom: You will when you're older, dear!
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What do peanut butter and hookers have in common? They both spread for bread.
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Twelve things porno producers would have us believe...
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 secs is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly,middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding fine.
10. All women are noisy fucks.
11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
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A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held in his fingers. The lawyer watches the drunk for a while till he finally gets curious enough to ask what it is. "Well," said the drunk, "it looks like plastic and feels like rubber." "Let me have it," said the lawyer. Taking it, he began to roll it between his thumb and forefinger, examining it closely. "Yes," he finally said, "it does look like plastic and feel like rubber, but I don't know what it is. Where did you get it?" "From my nose," the drunk replied.
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There is a 14 year old kid who asks his dad if he can have a bicycle for his Birthday. His father says, "Well son...Can your dick touch your asshole?"

The boy tries it and says, "No daddy, sorry" "Well then you can't have a bike, get the fuck outta here!"

Next year the same scenario happens...

"Can your dick touch your asshole?" "No dad" "Then get the hell outta my face!"

Finally, the boy turns 16, and after a lot of hard work and some gymnastics, the boy's dick can touch his asshole. "Hey, Dad, how about a car now instead of a bike?" The dad says, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" Shining with glee, the kid proudly says, "You bet Dad! Look!" The kid shows his dad that he could in fact touch his asshole with his dick.

Then his Dad says, "Good, then go fuck yourself!"
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What does Hannibal call a trainload of New Yorkers?
A subway sandwich.
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What does Hannibal call it when somebody on "Survivor" falls into a fire in Australia?
Outback steakhouse.
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What does Hannibal call a circus tightrope walker?
A well-balanced meal.
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From: Big-ol-Bearcub@webtv.net
Subject: Corporate Sports

The National Science Foundation announced the following study results on corporate America recreation preferences:

1. Sport of choice for maintenance level employees: bowling.
2. Sport of choice for front line workers: football.
3. Sport of choice for supervisors: baseball.
4. Sport of choice for middle management: tennis.
5. Sport of choice for corporate officers: golf.

CONCLUSION: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls get.
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From: Big-ol-Bearcub@webtv.net
Subject: Loony Bananasniffer

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your funny name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t =gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = buscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Go figure.

To be fair, we should publish Al Gore's new name, too: Lumpy Burgertush.
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From: "Ben Boxer" benboxer@mediaone.net
Subject: At midnight on Ben's birthday, instead of fireworks....

Ben Boxer notes: The darling Dutch have celebrated my birthday in great style. Thank you, Nederlanders!

Headline:
Dutch Law Allows Same-Sex Marriages as of midnight on March 31
[Associated Press]

Text:
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (AP) - Four gay couples prepared on Saturday to exchange rings and vows at Amsterdam's City Hall, the first of hundreds waiting to wed under a new Dutch law.

The Dutch legislation gives gay couples equal rights with other married couples under civil law. It takes effect at midnight.

Minutes later, Amsterdam Mayor Job Cohen will officiate in the weddings of three male couples and one female couple. The ceremony will be attended by government ministers and aired live on local television.

All of the couples have been together for several years.

Gays have enjoyed general acceptance in the Netherlands for years, and public surveys show that more than 75 percent of the population supported the equal rights bill. It passed easily in both houses of Parliament last year.

Although widely tolerated, gays won their first measure of legal rights with the decline of religious political parties and the formation of the first wholly secular governing coalition in 1994. That government passed legislation allowing gays to register as partners.

Dutch religious parties remain opposed, and the Vatican has called the Dutch move a "great danger." Last month, Pope John Paul II said there was no possibility that the Catholic Church would redefine its view of matrimony.

Like heterosexual married couples, gay couples under the new laws are able to apply for court approval to adopt children after living together for three years. The law also eliminates legal ambiguities on inheritance, pension rights, taxes and divorce.

Rights groups have hailed the same-sex marriage as groundbreaking. Laws governing matrimony, divorce and adoption have dropped all references to gender, and even the Dutch dictionary has been amended to eliminate references to "man and woman" in the definition of marriage.

Foreigners hoping to get married in the Netherlands will be disappointed. Only Dutch nationals or resident foreigners living with a Dutch partner will be eligible for same-sex marriages.
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