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-Fellatio Course - Lesson 13
--------------------------------------------------------------------- LESSON THIRTEEN: The Second Cumming. Don't be surprised if you find yourself going back to this lesson for seconds. We discussed briefly at the end of lesson 12 a technique to get him going again if he has recently cum. Today after you have gotten your man off, let's concentrate on some techniques to get him back on again. Not just to get him hard but to keep him hard. Hard enough to want to cum again! After he has cum you may need other techniques to keep him hard and to keep him interested. Many men (not all but a good portion of us) are exhausted by a single cum and while it is possible to get your partner up again you have a long way to go before you get him to cum again. Cocksucking alone at this time is usually not enough to get him off. You will need to combine some of the techniques you have learned earlier with your basic cocksucking technique to stimulate the juices for a second and third go around. Don't hesitate in your exploration of his body at this time. His nipples, his balls, his asshole. His armpits. His earlobes. For the second cum you are free to really get into his body and explore all those erotic areas that you missed when you were concentrating on his cock exclusively. His navel. His toes. One of the things I find most exciting about the second cum is the lack of expectation that you must get him to climax within a certain time frame. You have all the time in the world to really give his total body a complete tongue bath. You can explore his body safely and completely and really get to know the total body as well as you know his delightful dick! This is merely a sign that you are becoming a true connoisseur of cockflesh. A title I am proud to hold.
Next - Fellatio Lesson Fourteen. Return to Table of Contents to continue lessons.
George of Boston (Boston Bill) Ben Boxer comments: Now let's get her off the radio (three hours per day!). Headline: Text: Schlessinger released a statement Friday confirming that the last episode of the TV show had been taped a day earlier. A gay media watchdog group, which has protested the show over Schlessinger’s anti-gay comments aired on her popular radio show, cheered the move. "I have mixed feelings about the show ending after one season," Schlessinger said in a statement reported by Reuters. "On the one hand, I'm relieved, because taping a one-hour show for television and then doing three live hours of radio every day was exhausting. On the other hand, I'm very proud of the show and sad we won't continue."
Paramount Pictures, which produces the show, refused comment, other to
confirm reports that the last episode was taped on Thursday.
In the inner circles at the White House, who is known as "41" and who is known as "43," and why?
(Answer tomorrow, Sunday)
- ----- Original Message -----
Dad & Jr. Bush?
(Applause from the audience)
People at the White House, when
speaking of the Shrubs...oops!...Bushes,
clarify which one by saying "41" when
referencing Pappy Bush, the 41st President
of the USA, duly elected by proper
procedure, and of Dubya Bush as "43"
because he, of course, is the 43rd in line
to occupy the White House, by order of
the conservative judiciary of the Supreme
Court.
P.S. "The Shrubs" is what they are called
by Democrats in Texas, per columnist Molly
Ivins, an irreverent and very entertaining
liberal.
Are you unhappy with your lifestyle?
Do you yearn for more in entertainment than monster truck shows have to
offer?
Do beer commercials leave you bored and uninterested?
Are you tired of being a decade behind in fashion?
Do you wish you had a nice apartment -- like the ones on "Will & Grace"?
YOU ARE NOT ALONE!
For a limited time, homosexuals are recruiting heterosexual men to
become just like us! Let us help you in your transformation from bland
to faboo! We'll give you all the steps you'll need to be a happy,
healthy fairy, like:
* How to have sex with a man and not NEED the six pack of beer!
* How to make your home Architectural Digest-ready - with extra tips on
antiques, throw pillows, and foreign art!
* The "secret" list of essential Madonna and Cher CDs you MUST own.
* That tongue trick invented (circa 1978) in a back alley in NYC!
* The address of Ricky Martin's "private" fan club!
* Why you must "JUST SAY NO" to bi-level haircuts!
* Dance steps for even the most rhythmically impaired -- and why dancing
with a shirt on is a no-no -- unless you haven't been going to the gym.
* Why you MUST go to the gym!
* Gaydar lessons -- you'll finally know the truth about that unusual
Uncle.
* Our "In" and "Out" list -- for the current week.
* Style and grooming tips no self-respecting gay man should be without
(say good-bye to that uni-brow)!
* How to wear a G-string with poise and dignity (we'll even insert a few
bucks to get you started).
* A dialect coach to assist in "gaylingo" -- learn terms like twinkie,
muscle bunny, drama queen -- and their importance in conversation.
* Significant historical dates you'll need to know, like the year Donna
Summer won her first Grammy, Barbra's wedding anniversary, and the day
Judy died!
ACT NOW AND YOU'LL RECEIVE A CLOSET DOOR (removed, of course) TO
SYMBOLIZE YOUR FREEDOM!
Don't delay any longer!
Don't you want to have more women hanging off you than when you were
straight?
Call 1-800-GET-FABB to BEGIN YOUR LIFE AS A FABULOUS FAG!!!
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(Offer void in Kentucky and Tennessee.)
Young Todd is walking downtown and a girl calls to him, "blowjob, five
dollars."
He gives her a strange look and keeps walking. Soon another girl says
the same thing.
Confused, the youngster keeps walking.
The first thing out of his mouth when he returned home was "Mom, what's
a blowjob?"
His mom replies, "Five dollars, just like downtown!"
The boy tries it and says, "No daddy, sorry" "Well then you can't have a
bike, get the fuck outta here!"
Next year the same scenario happens...
"Can your dick touch your asshole?" "No dad" "Then get the hell outta my
face!"
Finally, the boy turns 16, and after a lot of hard work and some
gymnastics, the boy's dick can touch his asshole. "Hey, Dad, how about a
car now instead of a bike?" The dad says, "Son, can your dick touch your
asshole?" Shining with glee, the kid proudly says, "You bet Dad! Look!"
The kid shows his dad that he could in fact touch his asshole with his
dick.
Then his Dad says, "Good, then go fuck yourself!"
The National Science Foundation announced the following study results on
corporate America recreation preferences:
1. Sport of choice for maintenance level employees: bowling.
CONCLUSION: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller
your balls get.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
to break up the day. Here is your dose...
Follow the instructions to find your funny name. The following is an
excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous
Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first
name:
a = stinky
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your NEW last name:
a = diaper
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your NEW last name:
a = head
For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Go
figure.
To be fair, we should publish Al Gore's new name, too: Lumpy Burgertush.
Ben Boxer notes: The darling Dutch have
celebrated my birthday in great style. Thank
you, Nederlanders!
Headline:
Text:
The Dutch legislation gives gay couples equal
rights with other married couples under civil law.
It takes effect at midnight.
Minutes later, Amsterdam Mayor Job Cohen will
officiate in the weddings of three male couples and
one female couple. The ceremony will be attended
by government ministers and aired live on local
television.
All of the couples have been together for several
years.
Gays have enjoyed general acceptance in the
Netherlands for years, and public surveys show
that more than 75 percent of the population
supported the equal rights bill. It passed easily in
both houses of Parliament last year.
Although widely tolerated, gays won their first
measure of legal rights with the decline of
religious political parties and the formation of the
first wholly secular governing coalition in 1994.
That government passed legislation allowing gays
to register as partners.
Dutch religious parties remain opposed, and the
Vatican has called the Dutch move a "great
danger." Last month, Pope John Paul II said
there was no possibility that the Catholic Church
would redefine its view of matrimony.
Like heterosexual married couples, gay couples
under the new laws are able to apply for court
approval to adopt children after living together for
three years. The law also eliminates legal
ambiguities on inheritance, pension rights, taxes
and divorce.
Rights groups have hailed the same-sex marriage
as groundbreaking. Laws governing matrimony,
divorce and adoption have dropped all references
to gender, and even the Dutch dictionary has been
amended to eliminate references to "man and
woman" in the definition of marriage.
Foreigners hoping to get married in the
Netherlands will be disappointed. Only Dutch
nationals or resident foreigners living with a
Dutch partner will be eligible for same-sex
marriages. End of silverfoxesclub-digest V1 #190/1
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