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Silverfoxesclub-digest
Saturday, March 10 2001
Volume 01 : Number 166

In this issue:

-Riddles
-Things to Ponder for 2001
-Maintenance Complaints
-Humor: How Cold Is It?
-"Women in Love" (8)
-Thanks (2)
-Today in History
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From: PSMENBEN@AOL.COM
Subject: Riddles

1) Question:
Do you know the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo?
Answer:
At the straight rodeo, the crowd yells, " Ride that sucker!"
At the gay rodeo...well, try that yell in reverse!

2) Question:
What goes clippity-clop, clippity-clop, BANG BANG, clippity-clop, clippity-clop?
Answer: An Amish drive-by shooting!
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From: Big-ol-Bearcub@webtv.net (Gary)
Subject: Things to Ponder for 2001

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Birthdays are good for you: the more you have the longer you live.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier Than the people who have to wait for them.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?

You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Don't cry because its over; smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors ....but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
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From: "Gary" Big-ol-Bearcub@webtv.net
Subject: Maintenance Complaints

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews. "Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews.

Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."

Problem: "Test flight OK, except auto land very rough."
Solution: "Auto land not installed on this aircraft."

Problem #1: "#2 Propeller seeping prop fluid."
Solution #1: "#2 Propeller seepage normal."
Problem #2: "#1, #3, and #4 propellers lack normal seepage."

Problem: "The autopilot doesn't."
Signed off: "IT DOES NOW."

Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."
Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."

Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
Solution: "Evidence removed."

Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."

Problem: "Dead bugs on windshield."
Solution: "Live bugs on order."

Problem: "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent."
Solution: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground."

Problem: "IFF inoperative."
Solution: "IFF inoperative in OFF mode."

Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
Solution: "That's what they're there for."

Problem: "Number three engine missing."
Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."
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From: Big-ol-Bearcub@webtv.net (Gary)
Subject: Humor: How Cold Is It?

Degrees (Fahrenheit)

* 65F Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
* 60F Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
* 50F Miami residents turn on the heat
* 45F Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
* 40F You can see your breath
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Minnesotans go swimming
* 35F Italian cars don't start
* 32F Water freezes
* 30F You plan your vacation to Australia
* 25F Ohio water freezes
Californians weep pitiably
Minnesotans eat ice cream
Canadians go swimming
* 20F Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
New York City water freezes
Miami residents plan vacation further South
* 15F French cars don't start
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
* 10F You need jumper cables to get the car going
* 5F American cars don't start
* 0F Alaskans put on T-shirts
* -10 German cars don't start
Eyes freeze shut when you blink
* -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo Arkansans
stick tongue on metal objects
Miami residents cease to exist
* -20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
Politicians actually do something about the homeless
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
Japanese cars don't start
* -25 Too cold to think
You need jumper cables to get the driver going
* -30 You plan a two week hot bath
Swedish cars don't start
* -40 Californians disappear
Minnesotans button top button
Canadians put on sweaters
Your car helps you plan your trip South
* -50 Congressional hot air freezes
Alaskans close the bathroom window
* -80 Hell freezes over
Polar bears move South
Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game
* -90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets
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From: Bob White bobby60752112@yahoo.com

Subject: "Women in Love"

Hello all...
Well, I haved been moved to make my first post to the list by Ken Russell....

As I write, I have the Sundance Channel on with a screening of his film "Women In Love." Needless to say, I am waiting for the infamous naked wrestling scene between (the late) Oliver Reed and Alan Bates. It takes me back to a bittersweet memory.

I rented the film on video several years ago for the first time. I had heard about the mentioned scene and was very intrigued (sp?). Back then, I was just beginning to deal with the fact that I might actually be, heaven forbid, gay. I remember watching the scene the first time and enjoying it very much. I also remember trying very hard to deny the fact that I felt such pleasure at the idea of sex between two men that wrestling represented.

So, here I am tonight, older (40 yrs that is, wiser (or so I would hope) and gayer (but still fighting all that old guilt and fear). I have chosen to "unload" all of this on you as my own peculiar way of saying thanks. Through my internet connections with you all, I have found a place where I am home. Thank you for being there. Thank for understanding.

peace and happiness to all,
bobby60752112

ps....and so, as a naked Alan Bates and Oliver Reed prepare to grace my tv screen, i must say that I wish they had grown a little older along with me. if i may be so lustful, i must say that i would love to hear from any silverfoxes out there that would enjoy recreating the famous wrestling scene..only with a little more love and tenderness.
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From: RogueKC@AOL.COM
Subject: Re: "Women in Love"

Welcome home, Bobby... Thanks for sharing with us; I hope you will continue to do so.

Terry in KC
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From: "dean" dms@clarityconnect.com
Subject: Re: "Women in Love"

hello i like sumo
can you help?
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From: Clark silverfoxesrock@usa.net
Subject: re: "Women in Love"

Bob White wrote:
I had heard about the mentioned scene and was very intrigued

This is the first I've heard and I, too, am intrigued. I think the late Oliver Reed is one of the SEXIEST men ever. I discovered him in his last film "Gladiator" as the extremely masculine Proximo and have been a fan ever since. Something about silver men in ancient Roman garb...
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From: dwhitfield@autoship.com (Doug Whitfield)
Subject: Re: "Women in Love"

Thanks to Bob White for reminding us of this wonderful film. I wonder if there are others who, like me, thought the scene after the wrestling, with Alan Bates running nude through a field at dawn, was even more erotic. Doug
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From: "lj" wry@toast.net
Subject: Re: "Women in Love"

The screenplay for Women In Love was written by Larry Kramer, founder of GMHC and Act-Up.
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From: George of Boston bostbill@ix.netcom.com
Subject: Re: "Women in Love"

Is this the movie that I would have seen long ago, maybe in the middle 70's? I didn't know that Larry Kramer was doing screenplays then. I didn't meet him until the middle 80's.
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From: "lj" wry@toast.net
Subject: RE: "Women in Love"

Women In Love was released in 1969. I'm glad you also know Larry, he's fascinating. we once chatted about the problems he had with the wrestling scene.

Love,
Lawrence
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From: "Calle Hard" callehard@hotmail.com
Subject: Thanks

Hi Ben:

I have been a member of this list for maybe 5 months, I have enjoy it very much, and I can honestly say that I have never received anything so good as this list, and so important for actually nothing. I have never realized how much worked was involved with it, and Ben you are doing a really important work. I do not think you realized how much your work has influenced my life and I'm sure many others around the world.

So from the bottom off my heart, thank you very much.........

please keep that special touch and please take care.

Calle Hard
Venezuela South America
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From: "Mark" o4m@worldnet.att.net
Subject: Re: Thanks

Congratulations Ben!!!, not many people know the amount of work and dedication it takes to run a mailing list and a web site. I am sure that e-mails like the one from Mr Hard, make it easier to keep plugging along. I always said your website is the best one out there. Great job!!

Mark
http://older4me.com
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From: PopEyer2@AOL.COM
Subject: Today in History

On March 10, 1876: The first successful voice transmission over Alexander Graham Bell's telephone took place in Boston.

"His first words were, 'Watson, come here. I want you.' Watson came running, tears in his eyes, arms outstretched. Well, we can only imagine what happened after that."
-- Lily Tomlin
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