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Silverfoxesclub-digest
Friday, March 09 2001
Volume 01 : Number 164/5

In this issue:

-72 great things about being gay (3)
-How do you do it? (8)
-My hotel settlement (2)
-Humor: The Open Fly
-Humor: Dear Abby
-Physical attraction question (10)

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From: "luvhog" luvhog@ameritech.net
Subject: 72 great things about being gay

1. You understand the immense importance of good lighting.
2. You can be at a crowded disco the size of two football fields and still spot a toupee.
3. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit, and mean her bathing suit.
4. Your women friends will tell you everything you want to know about their boyfriends. And that means everything.
5. You're the only type of male who gets to say "fabulous."
6. You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home.
7. You can have naked men you don't know in your home.
8. You know how to handle the telephone like a Stradivarius.
9. You understand why the good Lord invented spandex.
10. You understand why the good Lord didn't intend everyone to wear it.
11. You know how to get back at just about everyone.
12. You only wear polyester when you mean to.
13. You can smile to let someone know you can't stand them.
14. You're good pals with women other people can't stand.
15. You've always got an opinion.
16. You've read the book, seen the movie, done the musical.
17. You know how to dress strategically.
18. You're the only one at your high school reunion who looks a lot better than you did in high school.
19. You've got at least one framed picture of a pet.
20. If your mattress could talk, it would be Joan Rivers.
21. You know that being called a "cheap slut" isn't actually an insult.
22. There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you.
23. Nobody tells you what to do in bed...unless you tell them what to tell you.
24. You have a medicine chest stocked for any occasion.
25. You have at least one movie musical on video.
26. You're embarrassed by people who sing in piano bars.
27. You're not embarrassed to sing in a piano bar.
28. You never hold a grudge for longer than a decade or two.
29. You know how to make an entrance.
30. You know when to make an exit.
31. You worry about people you don't even know -- like Liza Minnelli.
32. You choose the most fabulous greeting cards.
33. You know how to program your VCR.
34. You've got sunscreen at every conceivable SPF level.
35. You have a cologne display worthy of Bloomingdale's.
36. Some of your best friends are your ex-lovers.
37. You know when to play dumb.
38. You know what to do for a hangover.
39. Yes, you do have a condom.
40. You've called someone "girlfriend" who is neither a girl nor a friend.
41. You made Donna Summer a star.
42. You made Donna Summer a has-been.
43. Tanning salons were invented for you.
44. You've made sunbathing a performance art.
45. You know when the party's over.
46. You know where to go after the party's over.
47. You're fearless about fighting the elements, especially gravity.
48. You know that pigs and bears are not necessarily rural wildlife.
49. You know that referring to someone as "a real lady" isn't necessarily a compliment.
50. Your favorite dinner accessory is your dinner companion.
51. You know that the most important part of a party's decor is the catering staff.
52. You'll never have to hear your mother complain about your wife.
53. A two-seater convertible seems perfectly practical to you.
54. You have a favorite Disney character and it's usually a nasty one.
55. All your friends do not have to "get along."
56. You have a large collection of anniversary pictures. They may be with different guys, however.
57. Your love handles are actually used as such. 58. When someone turns his back on you, you actually consider it an opportunity.
59. You've got a large assortment of movie star biographies.
60. You've got the most interesting coffee table books.
61. You know where to find a meat rack and it ain't in your kitchen drawer.
62. You have the only sexual persuasion with its own flag.
63. You know your enemies.
64. After a workout at the gym, you feel like a new man. And he's right there in the shower.
65. You know that "small talk" can be about spirituality or politics, and "important issues" can be about Hair.
66. You've actually lived out some of your fantasies.
67. Unlike most straight women, you have no problem being treated solely as a sex object.
68. You are ALWAYS ready for your close-up.
69. You have 412 ways to tell someone to get lost. 136 are nonverbal.
70. You can lip-sync to at least one Supremes song.
71. You can explain the subtle nuances between steady date, boyfriend and lover.
72. You really have "been there, done that."
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From: "Bob Mac" bobmac2001@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: 72 great things about being gay

Dear Luvhog,
You just made me laugh so hard I think both my hernia and my wife may cause me some trouble (... and I do mean wife! ... but I don't mean hernia (yet)).
Considering myself bi, I was surprised at just how many items I can relate to and 'relieved' at the one's I can't (- relieved isn't the right word, well it possibly is in the case of Liza Minelli).
Thanks for a really good laugh,
BobMac xxx

PS I do know a totally straight guy who can say fabulous and get away with it - well, we all take the piss out of him, but he does get away with it.
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From: "Byron Mitchell" syborgx@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: 72 great things about being gay

Just a reminder, there have been many influences in the culture at large for centuries on centuries that were initiated by gay men, e.g words like fabulous:

The art of Michaelangelo and De Vinci
European fashion circa 17th and 18th centuries
an English barristers wig today
cha cha

Byron
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Subject: How do you do it?

From: "luvhog" luvhog@ameritech.net
Now, no matter who you are or what you do, everyone has their own sex style. Just as signs have sex styles, so do professions. See if you match your job.

Dentists do it orally
Golfers do it with a stiff shaft
Cops do it with cuffs
DJ's do it on request
Truckers do it in the road
Soldiers do it under orders
Detectives do it under cover
Australians do it Down Under
Gardeners do it in the bushes
Gas attendants Pump all day
Firemen do it with a big hose
Hockey players do it with a curved stick
Frank Sinatra does it his way
Engineers do it to specification
Garbagemen cum twice a week
Chess players check their Mates
Ambulance drivers come quicker
Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!
Tennis players do it with fuzzy balls.
Housewives do it for an allowance
Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast
Mountain Climbers like to be on top
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips
Accountants do it with Double Entry
Landlords do it every 1st of the month
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
Travel Agents do it in lots of different places
Butchers do it with fresh meat
Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure
Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers
Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free
Bankers do it with interest,
Bartenders do it on the Rocks
Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!
Postal Workers - Lick It Before We Stick It
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From: g4jke g4jke@ntlworld.com
submariners do it deeper,
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From: "Dave C...." southern_son69@hotmail.com
Do "Hunters" always eat what they "shoot"??????<
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From: "Loomis Goodson" goodmanlou@hotmail.com
Teachers do it with principal.
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From: "Tuck A." tuck_a@yahoo.com
Bankers do it with high interest, but with a greater penalty for early withdrawal.
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From: "Andy Holly" uhu159h@tninet.se
"Love as if you've never been hurt."
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From: PopEyer2@AOL.COM
Actually, I'd rather do it with one of the guidance counselors... our principal could best be described as an overweight (female) cow.....
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From: George of Boston bostbill@ix.netcom.com
You are a better musician than I.
I am a better farmer than you.
All cows are adult females (by definition).
If it has balls, or once had balls, it sure isn't a cow!!!!!
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From: TS kozzymoto@yahoo.com
Warehouse workers do it coming & going!
Forklift operators get a rise out of doing it!
Production workers do it in line!
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From: Robert Feinstein harlynn@panix.com
Subject: My hotel settlement

Remember my case with the hotel that wouldn't accept me and Harley? Well, we settled. I am somewhat disappointed in the settlement, but the hotel refused to go higher, and these cases don't give big settlements, because blind people in our society aren't respected enough so that when our rights are violated most don't give a hoot. The hotel has to put up signage welcoming guide dogs, and they are supposed to be given sensitivity training. The cash amount is $3,000. I had wanted much more, as the hotel had been contacted by three people to try to explain the law, and one was a prominent blind lawyer.

However, had I not settled, the case would have dragged on for another 12 to 18 months, and the hotel might have managed to get out of paying anything; a lot depends on the judge you have. So, I told Mass Commission against Discrimination that I'd settle, and am waiting for the papers. I wish I felt better about it, but I don't because it almost seems a hollow victory, and I think it put a lot of stress on a new friendship; who wants a friend that can't even rent a room in a hotel without a hassle!

Thanks to those of you who did contact me and who, by your kind words, showed you understood.

Bob and Harley
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From: RogueKC@AOL.COM
Subject: Re: My hotel settlement

The upswing, Bob, is that they've since changed their policy to allow guide dogs, and are getting sensitivity training on top of that... I'd say it's a huge victory!

Imagine... The next person who visits their hotel will be greeted warmly, as will their guide dog... Hooray!

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From: "luvhog" luvhog@ameritech.net
Subject: Humor: The Open Fly

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."

This is not a phrase we men normally use so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said,"Your fly is open."

He zipped up and finished his shopping. He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her.

When he reached her counter, he said, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?"

The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no. I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags!!!
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From: Bob Deal bdeal@kc.rr.com
Subject: Humor: Dear Abby

Dear Abby:
I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters who are prostitutes in Jersey City.

I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of neglecting his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and, indeed, is still a part- time "working girl" in a brothel. Her time there is limited, however, as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would get them off the street, and, hopefully, the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family, and of course, I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for George Bush?

Signed, Worried About My Reputation
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From: "luvhog" luvhog@ameritech.net
Subject: Irish Proverb

just came across this purported Irish Proverb. Thought it appropriate for this list:
"As the old cock crows The young cock learns."
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From: tomwpit tomw.pit@verizon.net
Subject: Physical attraction question

What would you think if your domestic partner told you he was not physically attracted to you but fell in love with you because he liked you as a person?

This question came up in conversation recently and I thought I would share it with the group. It happened to someone I know and he was quite shaken by it.

These are the questions he asked me:
Does this mean he settled for me in bed? Would you rather be loved for your body or your mind? Is this a compliment, if so why do I feel undesirable?

His final statment was:
Would you rather be loved for your body or your mind?

Now everytime he isn't interested in sex I will wonder.

Any comments?

Tom
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From: bigjoe1956@homestead.com
Subject: Re: Physical attraction question

I can't really answer the questions but I can tell you of my own experience.

I'm physically attracted only to chubby men. When I met my partner he weighed about 270lbs. After about a year into our relationmship he went on a liquid diet and eventually reduced down to 138lbs. He did it because he thought that it would make him happier. I loved him. And by this time, not just for his body -- I mean, come on. . .at first it's about physical attraction. Because I really was/am in love with him I wanted him to be happy so I went along.

Now I've got to tell you, when he got down to 138lbs, I found him physically repulsive -- just as some are repulsed by fatties. However, I never once tried to break his diet nor did I refuse him sex.

I'm not trying to preach, but the point is that because of my love for him I was willing to put aside my feelings long enough to empathize with his. It was important for him to do it. And it was important for our relationship for me to let him try.

Perhaps the friend in question should just be glad that someone loves him enough to put aside their own feelings and not look a gift-horse in the mouth. These days people break up over toast crumbs in the butter. Clearly, the "friends'" partner is getting something positive out of the relationship. Perhaps the "friends'" partner understands that life is all about trade offs.

Just to end my own story -- as soon as my partner went off the liquid diet he gained most of his weight right back. 11 years later, we're still together. What would I have given up if I had left him for a reason based stricktly on physical attraction?

I'm not sure that I have, but I hope that I've made some small bit of sense.

Peace & Love,
Big Joe
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From: "luvhog" luvhog@ameritech.net
Subject: Re: Physical attraction question

Tom, (and group)
This is an interesting question.

You said: "he was not physically attracted to you but fell in love with you because he liked you as a person?"

Comment: Isn't the key word here "LOVE" I know that I have a definite physical type of man that is my ideal and I think most of us, if we tell the truth, would be able to give a physical description of our perfect mate. For me one of the criteria is he must be smooth. Hairy chests just don't do it for me. Now, how do I explain that I love with a man who is a total fuzzball, one of the hairiest men I have ever met, and I can think of nothing so wonderful as to feel his fur against my body and running my fingers (and tongue) through it. He's not my physical type, but he is perfect.

This reminds me of a conversation I had with a lesbian friend of mine about a year ago. She was beginning to see a woman who she really liked but, (hmmm I feel that whenever a person uses too many buts in their speech there must be an asshole around) the woman was not her type. Without thinking I blurted out, "But Bonnie, tell the truth, has your type ever worked out?" We both kind of let that sit for a minute and then laughed and both said "No." By the way. They are still together so a change of type can work.

These are the questions he asked me:
Does this mean he settled for me in bed?

Can't answer this one, but he did go to bed with your friend and apparently has stayed in that bed, so I would really advise your friend to quit asking questions about the past and live the joy of the moment knowing that he has something special that let his friend transcend the stereotype of the physical ideal and fall in love with him.

Would you rather be loved for your body or your mind?

For me the answer is simple. My mind. There's an old saying that can be twisted here. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly is clear to the bone. I, philosophically, come from a belief that I am not my body but am a spirit residing in a body. Should I be in a disfiguring accident or have a debilitating disease, my body would be transformed and I would no longer be me if body were the determining factor, however, the true me, my spirit and personality, would remain constant. So I say love "Me."

Is this a compliment, if so why do I feel undesirable?

You feel undesirable by choice. I get the idea that your friend is not overly content with his physical type and therefore any comment acts as a reinforcement of his own feelings of undesirability. He is plugging into only one factor and projecting his own feelings and overlooking the statement that he is loved. HE, not just his body.

Now every time he isn't interested in sex I will wonder.

I would ask you friend if he wondered why whenever his partner wasn't interested in sex before the comment was made. No matter how macho we like to parade ourselves as being and how virile there are times when we are not really interested in having sex. ( I remember one time about 10 years ago. )

dave aka luvhog
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From: David Cantu El_Cu_Cuy2000@excite.com
Subject: Re: Physical attraction question

Isn't that what LOVE is all about?????????
Sometimes I think I've gotten too old (I hit the big '30' in May) for my Silverfox also, but, when he tells me he loves me and gives me a big hug and a kiss, I know he still does.

I have no doubt we'll be together until one of us passes away, and I am mature enough to know that love is what really counts. I have seen men more physically attractive to me than my Daddy, but, I would never leave him just because I find somebody else that is more handsome--I think that would be really wrong and I'm not that type of person anyway.

We gay people seem to be more into the 'look' part than the 'love' part in a partner--which I personally think is pretty sad!

Tell this person that looks don't matter as much as true love!!!

David
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From: RogueKC@AOL.COM
Subject: Re: Physical attraction question

Hey Tom,
While I feel badly for your friend on one hand, on the other it seems to me that he is one lucky man.

If a guy falls for you because of your "look", guess what... Those looks change and fade. At that time, he may be inclined to look for someone with that particular "look" all over again.

But if someone falls for you because of who you are as a person, a man, then the chances are good that you might have them in your life for a good long time.

How lucky he is to have someone fall in love with him for the person that he IS.

Truth is, we'll probably have hundreds of thousands of orgasms throughout our life (OK, I can hope), but they don't tend to be the things we remember most about our relationships.

I believe we remember the way we FEEL when we are with a person with which we share love. Not the way we look or weather or not we have a six pack or a pretty nose. These are certainly bonuses for some, of course, but they are not at the heart of what makes life worth living. Intimacy, affection, love, kindness, generosity, passion... These things make life worth living IMHO.

Sexual attraction is secondary. Of course it's ideal if we can find both... but the one who finds love based on the man he is INside, as opposed to the OUTside, is far and away the more fortunate man in my book.

Having said that, I'll play devil's advocate with myself.... Why would anyone TELL their partner what your friend's partner said to him? What good did he expect to come from such a statement? Ouch, and unnecessary.

Terry in KC
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From: David Cantu El_Cu_Cuy2000@excite.com
Subject: Re: Physical attraction question

Big Joe,
Don't you think that by your partner losing all of that extra weight that he'd last you a little longer? At least he wouldn't die of some health-related disease--

Glad you 'saw the light' and understood that at one time he thought he had to lose some weight and that you didn't leave him for doing so. At least some of us have good sense...

I am also in a similar predicament--I am a 'chubbie' and want to lose all of the extra weight, but, everytime I see somebody I like, they tell me NOT to change a single thing on my body. I want to please my partners, but, I also know that is it not healthy to be a big person, and besides, I hate reading through somebody's ad and reading the dreaded "NO FATTIES" sentence. Little do they know what we really have to offer, but, like I say, it's THEIR LOSS! I want to do it for myself, not to please somebody who wouldn't want to have sex with me for the sole reason of being fat. That's a big turn off anyway, when a man prefers a person't looks over a person's intellect.

David
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From: "Harry Chess" milkstudz@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: Physical attraction question

Big Joe...
I agree with everything you've said. But one area calls for my comment...What would you have done if he never gained the weight back? To quote dear Mr. Wilde, that is in the area of metaphyical speculation. You stood by him when he needed you, and did NOT let it get in the way. That is what's important. Reminds me of the thread we had about what to do about sex when the "other" doesn't want to anymore.

Now, aren't you glad you hung in there? Bet you are.

Harry ------------------------------
From: ypvs@freeuk.com
Subject: Re: Physical attraction question

David Cantu wrote: "I am a 'chubbie' and want to lose...weight, but...want to please my partners,..I...know...it is not healthy"

This is always a predicament for us 'chubby chasers'. Of course the most important thing in any kind of relationship is the person inside, irrespective of what's on the outside.

However, physical attraction does play a very important part in mutual attraction. I personally have always been drawn towards big, chubby (some may say very fat) men. I can't explain why, it is just something that lights the fires of passion inside.

Of course I care about the health of any man I am involved with. Being big does have it's disadvantages, but there are also many, many large men who live healthy and wholesome lives. Take my two fanatasy guys, Helmut Kohl and Ed Asner. Both are still physically agile and spritely despite their girths, and both are over 70 years old.

That's not to say that all big men can go through life without problems. There is a health risk with carrying extra weight, no doubt about it.

But I suspect that it has a lot to do with the type of 'bigness' that makes a large man. Men who are naturally big, i.e. have exactly the same shape as their parents probably have it in their genes to be that way. They are also the ones that find it difficult to keep the weight off after they finish dieting.

Other big men are large through excess eating/ drinking and leading an inactive lifestyle. With them the weight just piles on over the years, and with dieting and exercise they could quite successfully lose the weight and keep it off.

There is also a rather alarming group of people ('gainers and encouragers') who WANT to put on excess weight and also men who get turned on by seeing their partner put on weight. This I cannot understand as it seems little more than the opposite of anorexia.

Also, the pictures I've seen of 'gainers' shows them to have a totally different shape to a naturally big man. They just don't look natural to me.

I very much believe that it is our genes as to how and where we put on weight. My weight is stuck at 140lbs, and has been that way over the last 16 years. I have a very similar build to my father who also managed to maintain his physique into his sixties, as does my older brother. I doubt if I could ever be really big, and none of the males in my family have ever been large right down the family tree.

Some people quite cruelly say that you never saw any big people in a Nazi concentration camp, therefore a persons size is down to gluttony. However, I'd like to add that if you took a group of people from a concentration camp, fed them the same diet and made them do the same physical work then they'd all put on weight differently. Our body shape is determined by age, metabolism and genetic make up, not just by how much food we eat.

Big men I have known and am attracted to nearly all had a father/ mother with exactly the same build as themselves. In their cases it seems that their body shape is hereditory.

Never would I discourage a guy from losing weight, but neither would I encourage him to put it on either. As long as he eats well and is physically active then I'd be happy with how he was. If he was naturally big he'd probably keep his round shape anyway.

So I suppose they key questions to ask if you are a big guy are: Do you eat sensibly and the right foods? And: Do you keep physically active?

If the answer to both questions is 'Yes' then your shape is probably hereditory. If the answer to one or both is 'No' then you need to look at your lifestyle and eating habits which are probably causing weight gain.

At the end of the day I am no dietician, nor expert on obesity. But I have met and known enough big guys over the years to have seen patterns emerging that I have mentioned above.

To lose weight is a decision that should be taken by the individual concerened. If you want to do it, then go for it. The choice is yours and you need to decide whether you want to do it for yourself.

It should never be decided by outside pressure, such as a lover who states 'I want you to be fat/ slim'. You do it for you, and for what makes you feel good. Afterall, it is your body......

Hugs to everyone, irrespective of size!
Chas
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From: "Angel Ham" Psyduck@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: Physical attraction question

Just a comment but you and your mate already know: "Skip the fad diets like the one he took. Eventually they will do more harm than benefit."

Send him to a gymnasium and put him to lift weights, it won't make him slimmer but it will make him a solid chubby ;7)

Angel
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From: "Dennis O" irishbear@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: Physical attraction question

Of course every Guy wants to hear that His dick is just the right size and that His Cum is very sweet,,, and that stuff is related to a Man's Ego. Men are very sensitive; most try to hide their feelings, but All Men want to think that they Are Cute.

Of course, what Dave said is correct also. Love has a way of working things out. And it was my experience that after falling in love with a Man, I usually came to find him more physically attractive.

When I fall out of love with someone, I then always ask myself why I ever had anything to do with that guy who was so ugly.

So, it is my opinion that love helps to determine how cute you are....
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