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Silverfoxesclub-digest
Wednesday, June 13 2001
Volume 01 : Number 270

In this issue:

-2 Heros from Chicago
-Hospital business and toon
-Rules for a Gay Wedding!

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From: "Dennis O" irishbear@hotmail.com
Subject: 2 Heroes from Chicago

World War II produced many heroes. One such man was a Lieutenant Commander Butch O'Hare. He was a fighter pilot assigned to the aircraft carrier Lexington in the South Pacific. One day his entire squadron was sent on a mission. After he was airborne, he looked at his fuel gauge and realized that someone had forgotten to top off his fuel tank, He would not have enough fuel to complete his mission and get back to his ship. His flight leader ordered him to return to the carrier.

Reluctantly he dropped out of formation and headed back to the fleet. As he was returning to the mother ship, he saw something that turned his blood cold. A squadron of Japanese bombers were speeding their way toward the American fleet. The American fighters were gone on a sortie and the fleet was all but defenseless. He couldn't reach his squadron and bring them back in time to save the fleet. Nor could he warn the fleet of the approaching danger.

There was only one thing to do. He must somehow divert them from the fleet.Laying aside all thoughts of personal safety, he dove directly into the formation of the Japanese planes. Wing-mounted 50 caliber's blazed as he charged in, attacking one surprised enemy plane and then another. Butch weaved in and out of the now broken formation and fired at as many planes as possible until finally all his ammunition was spent. Undaunted, he continued the assault. He dove at the planes, trying to at least clip off a wing or tail, in hopes of damaging as many enemy planes as possible and rendering them unfit to fly. He was desperate to do anything he could to keep them from reaching the American ships. Finally, the exasperated Japanese squadron took off in another direction.

Deeply relieved, Butch O'Hare and his tattered fighter limped back to the carrier. Upon arrival he reported in and related the event surrounding his return. The film from the camera mounted on his plane told the tale. It showed the extent of Butch's daring attempt to protect his fleet. He had destroyed five enemy bombers. That was on February 20, 1942, and for that action he became the Navy's first Ace of W.W.II and the first naval Aviator to win the Congressional Medal Of Honor. A year later he was killed in aerial combat at the age of 29.

His home town would not allow the memory of that heroic action die. And today, O'Hare Airport in Chicago is named in tribute to the courage of this great man. So the next time you're in O'Hare, visit his memorial with his statue and Medal Of Honor. It is located between terminal 1 and 2.

Story number two!!

Some years earlier there was a man in Chicago called Easy Eddie. At that time, Al Capone virtually owned the city. Cpone wasn't famous for anything heroic. His exploits were anything but praiseworthy. He was, however, notorious for enmeshing the City of Chicago in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder. Easy Eddie was Capone's lawyer and for a good reason. He was very good. In fact, his skill at legal maneuvering kept Big Al out of jail for a long time. To show his appreciation, Capone paid him very well. Not only was the money big, but Eddie got special dividends. For instance, he and his family occupied a fenced-in mansion with live-in help and all the of the conveniences of the day. The estate was so large that it filled an entire Chicago City Block. Yes, Eddie lived the high life of the Chicago mob and gave little consideration to the atrocities that went on around him.

Eddie did have one soft spot, however. He had a son that he loved . Eddie saw to it that his young son had the best of everything; clothes, cars, and a good education. Nothing was withheld. Price was no object. And despite his involvement with organized crime, Eddie even tried to teach him right from wrong. Yes, Eddie tried to teach his son to rise above his own sordid life. He wanted him to be a better man than he was. Yet, with all his wealth and influence, there were two things that Eddie couldn't give his son. Two things that Eddie sacrificed to the Capone mob that he could not pass on to his beloved son: a good name and a good example.

One day, Easy Eddie reached a difficult decision. Offering his son a good name was far more important than all the riches he could lavish on him. He had to rectify all the wrong that he had done. He would go to the authorities and tell the truth about Scar-face, Al Capone. He would try to clean up his tarnished name and offer his son some semblance of integrity. To do this he must testify against The Mob, and he knew that the cost would be great. But more than anything, he wanted to be an example to his son. He wanted to do the best to make a restoration and hopefully have a good name to leave his son.

So he testified. and within the year, Easy Eddie's life ended in a blaze of gunfire on a lonely Chicago street. He had given his son the greatest gift he had to offer at the greatest price he would ever pay.

I know what you're thinking. What do these two stories have to do with one another? Well, you see, Butch O'Hare was Easy Eddie's son.
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From: "[SGMS]" postmaster@sgms-centre.com
Subject: Hospital business and toon
Hi list,
For those who have enquired, my partner could well be allowed to leave the hospital tomorrow. This remains to be confirmed with the medical staff but it's looking good.

He's made a spectacular recovery since his bypass operation only 6 days ago and can't wait to get out of the place - even if he does find some of the male nurses quite attractive... Mind you, I don't know if he really enjoyed the *integral* shave job he was given!

Anyway, it'll mean a couple of days of getting him used to these surroundings again. I'll then be able to devote more time to the various questions which have been asked about the recent virus epidemic. Other than that, I have a couple of translations to do, a piece of software to put together, a website to build, and possibly a combined database management system and website for someone else, so my work is cut out for me!

GRS
PS: Thought you'd like the attached 'toon! ;o)
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From: Roy Hardison hardisonrl@yahoo.com
Subject: Rules for a Gay Wedding!

1) On the day of a gay wedding, it's bad luck for the two grooms to see each other at the gym.
2) Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple should have: Something bold, something flirty, something trashy, something dirty.
3) It's customary at gay and lesbian nuptials for the parents to have an open bar during the ceremony.
4) Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms refrain from eating wedding cake because it's all carbs.
5) It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to have dated the priest.
6) During the first dance, it's considered unlucky to use glow sticks, flags, whistles or hand held lasers.
7) For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the bouquet is always thrown in the face of a hated rival.
8) The father of the Bottom pays for everything!
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