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Silverfoxesclub-digest
Tuesday, July 3 2001
Volume 01 : Number 291
In this issue:
-Humor: Beer
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From: "Dennis O" irishbear@hotmail.com
Subject: Humor: Beer
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer brewers
have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be
placed immediately on all beer containers:
1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you are whispering when you are not.
3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major
factor in dancing like a retard.
4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to think you can sing.
6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you
to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them
at four in the morning.
7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you can logically converse with other members of the
opposite sex without spitting.
8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have
mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the
leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
11. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create
the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking
than
most people.
12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you
to believe you are invisible.
13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you
to think people are laughing WITH you.
14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a
disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem
to literally disappear.
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