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Silverfoxesclub-digest
Tuesday, January 30 2001
Volume 01 : Number 123

In this issue:

-nude or dressed whats hot to U (2)
-joke about "Bowling Friends... "
-S.F. Bay Area Silverfox(wrinkle) bars (3)
-Kennebunkport Hillbilly
-a question you maybe the list can answer (3)
-Rules for exercize
-Humor: Universal insults (2)
-Quote of the Day (2)
-Proper Etiquette
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From: Golf186452@AOL.COM
Subject: nude or dressed whats hot to U

Hello Men,
After Ben sent out a pic labeled "Why do you want to see my belly" I just thought I found that pic more stimulating, than just a plane old nude shot of a cock with no face..

HOW about you guys,, do you like them NUDE or DRESSED? Tommy
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From: "Dave C...." southern_son69@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: nude or dressed whats hot to U

Personally, I hate pictures with the "head cut off". What's the use of a person showing us his wares if we can't see the face to go with it? Some of us like the whole package, not just "parts". I prefer to see a man's facial features rather than just his cock is what I'm really trying to say. If you want to get me hard, show me your greying hair, wrinkles, and nipples...

And, I like 'em totally nude and/or totally dressed..Like I said, it's the whole package or nothing....

David
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From: "Dennis O" irishbear@hotmail.com
Subject: A joke about "Bowling Friends... "

"DAVE'S BIRTHDAY"- Rated R
Dave works hard at the plant, puts in a lot of overtime, and then spends most evenings bowling, playing basketball or working out at the gym. His wife, Mary, thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so, for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doing?"

Mary is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Dave. "He works out at the gym with me."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser.

Mary is now becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser."

"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them."

A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"

Mary, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots his wife getting into a cab. Before Mary can slam the door, Dave jumps in beside her. Right away she starts screaming at him.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."
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QUICKIES - Rated PG

Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut.

Why did the man die before his wife? Cause he wanted to.
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From: yungr4oldr@webtv.net
Subject: S.F. Bay Area Silverfox(wrinkle) bars

Hi Guys, As a silverfox admirer and new to the area, I would like to know if anyone out here has knowledge of the best places to meet silverfoxes in the Bay area including San Jose. The Swallow used to be a hang out, now (closed). Martuni's is said to be a hang out, but I see very few silverfoxes in attendance on my visits there.... any one know of some "good" places to find them..??
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From: Larry Elwyn
Subject: Re: S.F. Bay Area Silverfox(wrinkle) bars

great question.....I used to love the Swallow... so being a "silverfox" I would love to know where to go too (no, not there...hehehheeee).

Larry in SF
you can see me @ http://facelink.com/veryeager
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From: "Pewit" pewit@compuserve.com Subject: Re: S.F. Bay Area Silverfox(wrinkle) bars

There's still The Twin Peaks and Daddy's in the Castro. But SF has changed a lot in the last few years and the demise of both the Swallow and Alta Plaza is a real shame.

I'd appreciate any updates from locals for other places both for my Guide and my own trips to SF.

Regards
Pewit
Editor of The Gray Gay Guide
The online guide to places for mature men and admirers worldwide
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From: "Robert Feinstein" harlynn@panix.com
Subject: The Kennebunkport Hillbilly

The Kennebunkport Hillbilly
(sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillibillies Theme Song)

Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush,
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush
He drank like a fish while he drove all about,
But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.
DUI, that is, Criminal record.Cover-up.

Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale
He cant't spell his name but they never let him fail
He spends all this time hangin' out with student folk,
And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
Blow, that is, White gold, Nose Candy.

The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam,
Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."
Let the common people get maimed and scarred,
We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard,
Cushy, that is, Country clubs. Nose Candy.

Twenty years later George gets a little bored,
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."
So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP,
Gun owners, that is, Falwell. Jesse Helms..

Come November 7, the election ran late,
Kin folks said"Jeb, give the boy your state!"
"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes,
Chads, that is, Duval County, Miami-Dade,

Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in,
Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."
"Stop counting votes!' was their solemn invocation,
And that's how George finally got his coronation.
Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority.

Y'all come vote now. Ya hear?
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From: BUBBASHOIT@AOL.COM
Subject: a question you maybe the list can answer

do you know how to get to the site called "craftsmans cottage". I used to have it in my favorites but now I can't find the site any more.
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From: "Digital Artistry"
Subject: Re: a question you maybe the list can answer
http://www.craftsmanscottage.homestead.com/
Password: craftsman
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From: "luvhog" luvhog@ameritech.net
Subject: rules for exercize

1. It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

2. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is.

3. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

4. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

5. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up on our body.

6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

7. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

8. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

And last but not least:

10. I don't jog: it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
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From: "luvhog" luvhog@ameritech.net
Subject: Humor: Universal insults

1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!"

2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!"

3. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"

4. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up"

5. "Well aren't we a Bloody ray of sunshine?"

6. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose"

7. "Do I look like a fucking people's person!"

8. "This isn't a home. It's HELL with pot lights"

9. "I started out with nothing and still have most of it left"

10. "I pretend to love you, you pretend that you won the fucking game"

11. "YOU!!... off my planet!!!"

12. "I'm not your type. I'm don't have an "L" tattooed on my forehead

13. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura."

14."Don't worry. I forgot your name too."

15. "And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be.....?"

16. "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"

17. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."

18. "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed"

19. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"

20. "Not all football players are annoying. Some are dead."

21. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you as a winner"

22. "Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here is done."

23. "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"

24. "Earth is full. Go home."

25. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"

26. "Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it."

27. " You are depriving some village of an idiot."
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From: dick pan pandick_2000@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Humor: Universal insults

Luvhog,
Your posts are like a carrousel ride - complete with the brass ring, a clever cartoon or gif, to end the ride with an additional smile. I think I hear the Wurlitzer.....

Dick
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From: "Ben Boxer" benboxer@mediaone.net
Subject: Quote of the Day

In an Advocate article about Rev. Fred Phelps, headlined "Antigay preacher finds unreceptive audience in Michigan," the Baptist minister, who picketed Matthew Shepard's funeral and damned the murdered boy to Hell for the "sin" of being gay and who also pickets the funerals of people who have died of AIDS, is now in the northern state picketing churches and City Hall in a town which had made a gesture of acceptance toward gays and then backed out of it.

Standing outside Central United Methodist Church, a town resident offered the first meaningful response to Phelps and his gang that I have heard from a Christian on the scene: "These people preach such intense hatred. We will come away from this stronger as a church. This is testing our faith."

Bravo! Phelps would test anybody's faith, even those who don't have any!
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From: RogueKC@AOL.COM
Subject: Re: Quote of the Day

Interestingly, Phelps has done a great deal of GOOD in Topeka, Kansas, and surrounding communities... By demonstrating his putrid and all-encompassing hatred, he has brought individuals OUT from all kinds of communities, and solidified them in their stance against his bile. Otherwise conservative and heretofore relatively anti-gay pastors, individuals and communities have become outspoken against his message, and even the most right-wing conservatives have become very verbal in the media, being certain to denounce him and make certain that they are not in any way tied with the (ex-communicated) Rev. Phelps.

His family of attorneys (He has been barred from practicing law, as well... for life.) are an incredible embarrassment to the Topeka community, and he has LITERALLY walled himself into a compound that shames the Midwest... such that the entire city (conservative and liberal alike) wish that he would literally (annd completely) disappear.

One wonders why he is so deeply embedded in the closet as to be so fascinated by homosexual activity. Dr. Joyce Brothers visited Topeka about four years ago, and while being interviewed on a local radio broadcast, said, How can this man not know that he is gay? How deeply must his internal stuggle go?

Good question. And how sad for him, that his own demons have posessed him so.

Peace.
Terry in KC
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From: "Dave C...." southern_son69@hotmail.com
Subject: Proper Etiquette

Dear Heloise;
I am in a bit of a bind...

I have been invited to a "male-only" party on Thursday night. Being that I am in a Muslim Country (Kuwait), would it be proper for me to supply the K-Y Jelly, rubbers, or let the host supply everything???????? From what I've been told, I will be the only young person-all the others will be old Arab men wearing their dishdashas (long, white robes). All of them are gay/bi as they like anything younger than 35 years old...I might lose my cherry that evening, so it is going to be a special night.

I am serious!!!!!!!!!

Please help!

David
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From: BMJ battenkill@earthlink.net
Subject: Re: Proper Etiquette

Dear Dave,
Do not go alone. You can not trust those men. If you have to go through with it I will tag along to make sure your OK. Trust me on this

Brian
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