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-nude or dressed whats hot to U (2)
Hello Men,
HOW about you guys,, do you like them NUDE or DRESSED?
Tommy Personally, I hate pictures with the "head cut off". What's the use of a person showing us his wares if we can't see the face to go with it? Some of us like the whole package, not just "parts". I prefer to see a man's facial features rather than just his cock is what I'm really trying to say. If you want to get me hard, show me your greying hair, wrinkles, and nipples... And, I like 'em totally nude and/or totally dressed..Like I said, it's the whole package or nothing....
David
"DAVE'S BIRTHDAY"- Rated R
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doing?" Mary is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He works out at the gym with me." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. Mary is now becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser." "No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them." A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?" Mary, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots his wife getting into a cab. Before Mary can slam the door, Dave jumps in beside her. Right away she starts screaming at him.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real
bitch tonight, Dave."
Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut.
Why did the man die before his wife?
Cause he wanted to.
Hi Guys, As a silverfox admirer and new to the area, I would like to
know if anyone out here has knowledge of the best places to meet
silverfoxes in the Bay area including San Jose. The Swallow used to be a
hang out, now (closed). Martuni's is said to be a hang out, but I see
very few silverfoxes in attendance on my visits there.... any one know
of some "good" places to find them..??
great question.....I used to love the Swallow... so
being a "silverfox" I would love to know where to go
too (no, not there...hehehheeee).
Larry in SF
There's still The Twin Peaks and Daddy's in the Castro. But SF has changed a
lot in the last few years and the demise of both the Swallow and Alta Plaza
is a real shame.
I'd appreciate any updates from locals for other places both for my Guide
and my own trips to SF.
Regards
The Kennebunkport Hillbilly
Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush,
Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale
The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam,
Twenty years later George gets a little bored,
Come November 7, the election ran late,
Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in,
Y'all come vote now. Ya hear?
do you know how to get to the site called "craftsmans
cottage". I used to have
it in my favorites but now I can't find the site any more.
1. It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one
minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an
additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
2. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's
97 now and we don't know where the hell she is.
3. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a
pound. Apparently you have to show up.
4. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what
I'm doing.
5. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have
put them further up on our body.
6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
7. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
8. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
And last but not least:
10. I don't jog: it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!"
2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!"
3. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"
4. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up"
5. "Well aren't we a Bloody ray of sunshine?"
6. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose"
7. "Do I look like a fucking people's person!"
8. "This isn't a home. It's HELL with pot lights"
9. "I started out with nothing and still have most of it left"
10. "I pretend to love you, you pretend that you won the fucking game"
11. "YOU!!... off my planet!!!"
12. "I'm not your type. I'm don't have an "L" tattooed on my forehead
13. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura."
14."Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
15. "And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be.....?"
16. "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"
17. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
18. "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed"
19. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
20. "Not all football players are annoying. Some are dead."
21. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you as a winner"
22. "Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here is done."
23. "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
24. "Earth is full. Go home."
25. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
26. "Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it."
27. " You are depriving some village of an idiot."
Luvhog,
Dick
In an Advocate article about Rev. Fred Phelps, headlined
"Antigay preacher finds unreceptive audience in
Michigan," the Baptist minister, who picketed Matthew
Shepard's funeral and damned the murdered boy to Hell for
the "sin" of being gay and who also pickets the funerals of
people who have died of AIDS, is now in the northern state
picketing churches and City Hall in a town which had made a
gesture of acceptance toward gays and then backed out of it.
Standing outside Central United Methodist Church, a town
resident offered the first meaningful response to Phelps and
his gang that I have heard from a Christian on the scene:
"These people preach such intense hatred. We will come away
from this stronger as a church. This is testing our faith."
Bravo! Phelps would test anybody's faith, even those who
don't have any!
Interestingly, Phelps has done a great deal of GOOD in Topeka, Kansas, and
surrounding communities... By demonstrating his putrid and all-encompassing
hatred, he has brought individuals OUT from all kinds of communities, and
solidified them in their stance against his bile. Otherwise conservative and
heretofore relatively anti-gay pastors, individuals and communities have
become outspoken against his message, and even the most right-wing
conservatives have become very verbal in the media, being certain to denounce
him and make certain that they are not in any way tied with the
(ex-communicated) Rev. Phelps.
His family of attorneys (He has been barred from practicing law, as well...
for life.) are an incredible embarrassment to the Topeka community, and he
has LITERALLY walled himself into a compound that shames the Midwest... such
that the entire city (conservative and liberal alike) wish that he would
literally (annd completely) disappear.
One wonders why he is so deeply embedded in the closet as to be so fascinated
by homosexual activity. Dr. Joyce Brothers visited Topeka about four years
ago, and while being interviewed on a local radio broadcast, said, How can
this man not know that he is gay? How deeply must his internal stuggle go?
Good question. And how sad for him, that his own demons have posessed him so.
Peace.
Dear Heloise;
I have been invited to a "male-only" party on Thursday night. Being that I
am in a Muslim Country (Kuwait), would it be proper for me to supply the K-Y
Jelly, rubbers, or let the host supply everything???????? From what I've
been told, I will be the only young person-all the others will be old Arab
men wearing their dishdashas (long, white robes). All of them are gay/bi as
they like anything younger than 35 years old...I might lose my cherry that
evening, so it is going to be a special night.
I am serious!!!!!!!!!
Please help!
David
Dear Dave,
Brian
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