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Silverfoxesclub-digest
Monday, January 29 2001
Volume 01 : Number 122
In this issue:
-Re: Silverfox: Why do you want to see my belly?
-Re: Gates millions for Aids research (3)
-Hillbilly Medical Terms
-(humor) Trouser Snake
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From: "Dave C...." southern_son69@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: Silverfox: Why do you want to see my belly?
Nice picture..
I was wondering (who that hunk was???) if anybody knew why some of us look
for older guys with big bellies? I know that a Silverfox has a greater
chance of being lucky enough to get laid by me (grin!!) if he has a belly. I
find younger men (in their 40s-nothing younger please) with hairy bellies
extremely attractive also. Normally I go for 60+ yr old men, but, for some
reason, I find big bellied men more sexually attractive than anything else.
BTW, I also like 'em tall and skinny...
I myself have a belly also, could work it off if I really wanted to, but,
why should I? I never have trouble getting laid..and those lucky enough to
get the whole "enchilada" always come out with a big grin on their face...
Have a great day!!!!
David
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From: sgms@bigfoot.com
Subject: Re: Gates millions for Aids research
Call me a cynic if you like, but I don't think Bill Gates cares much one way
or the other about AIDS vaccines. My guess is that it's no more than a
publicity stunt to make us all feel better about paying exorbitant amounts
of money for his buggy software.
Then again, I could be completely wrong...
GRS
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Dear GRS:
I do not dispute the above, but suggest that this
is a matter to which we may apply the old dictum:
"Never look a gift horse in the mouth."
Ben Boxer
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From: "Pewit" pewit@compuserve.com
Subject: Re: Gates millions for Aids research
There is a saying about looking a gift horse in the mouth :-)
Personally I think there are so many other causes he could have given money
to and he chose AIDS research for which I am extremely thankful.
All software has bugs - some has more bugs than others. Given the parameters
that MS has to deal with (differences in hardware etc) they do a reasonable
job, that still doesn't mean that I agree with their monopolist tactics
though.
Regards
Pewit
Editor of The Gray Gay Guide
The online guide to places for mature gay men and their admirers worldwide
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From: "Dennis O" irishbear@hotmail.com
Subject: Hillbilly Medical Terms
Benign..........................What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria........................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan........................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her.
Colic............................A sheep dog.
Coma...........................A punctuation mark.
D&C............................Where Washington is.
Dilate...........................To live long.
Enema..........................Not a friend.
Fester...........................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula...........................A small lie.
G.I.Series......................World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail......................What you hang your coat on.
Impotent......................Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff................A Doctor's cane.
Morbid........................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
Node...........................I knew it.
Outpatient...................A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.
Pelvis...........................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative.............A letter carrier.
Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery.
Rectum.......................Damn near killed him.
Secretion.....................Hiding something.
Seizure........................Roman emperor.
Tablet.........................A small table.
Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor........................More than one.
Urine..........................Opposite of mine.
Varicose......................Near by/close by.
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From: "luvhog" luvhog@ameritech.net
Subject: humor. Trouser Snake
The most DANGEROUS Snake in the WORLD!!!
NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake)
LOCATION: Throughout the world
DESCRIPTION: One-eyed, with mushroom-shaped head (other types come with
extra layers of skin). Varying from pink to black. Fang-less with a highly
venomous spit. (Spit can reach distances up to 2-3 feet) Size varies from 3
to 12 inches, depending on its mood & subspecies.
SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen,
resulting in an inconspicuous bump. Then a severe swelling followed by
excruciating pain after nine months. The attack is not usually fatal.
Beware: It has been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen!
HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the most
unusual places.
ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once the
venom is injected into the body only drastic measures will ensure complete
recovery. There is no known antidote for men.
WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED: Suck The Wound - This method is the most popular
with the victim, but so far has not been reported to have led to any
success.
CONCLUSION: This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not
necessarily a vermin, and treated with the right respect, makes a wonderful
pet.
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End of silverfoxesclub-digest V1 #122
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