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In this issue: -Another frog joke...
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Dear List: Dennis Joke of the Day "LUCKY FROG" - Rated R While out on a golf outing, a man notices a frog sitting next to the green by the second hole.He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." Not believing his ears,he looks at the frog and wonders if it is the frog talking? He decides that if the frog is talking, then maybe he can play golf also, (makes sense, this is his first experience with a talking frog); So He looks at the frog and decides to put the club he was using away, and then he grabs a 9 iron. Boom!!!!! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh"? The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas." So they go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."
****** If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say; Just talk in your sleep.
How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done
for free.
End of silverfoxesclub-digest V1 #116
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