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Silverfoxesclub-digest
Wednesday, February 28 2001
Volume 01 : Number 155

In this issue:

- Humor: The Hypnotist
-Anagrams
-silverseeker (4)
-Humor: They Need Our Help Now
-new sex pill
-S.A.Y.T.I.R
-Humor: What to do with your penis
-no sex (3)

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From: "[SGMS]" sgms@bigfoot.com
Subject: Humor: The Hypnotist

The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased.

A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the townspeople sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch.

The hypnotist began chanting: "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch....."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly the hypnotist's fingers slipped and the watch fell to the floor.

"Shit!" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the town hall.
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From: dwhitfield@autoship.com (Doug Whitfield)
Subject: Anagrams

I wish I could claim credit for the following:

Dormitory
When you rearrange the letters:
Dirty Room

Evangelist
When you rearrange the letters:
Evil's Agent

Desperation
When you rearrange the letters:
A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code
When you rearrange the letters:
Here Come Dots

Slot Machines
When you rearrange the letters:
Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity
When you rearrange the letters:

Is No Amity
Mother-in-law
When you rearrange the letters:
Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms
When you rearrange the letters:
Alas! No More Z's

A Decimal Point
When you rearrange the letters:
I'm a Dot in Place

Eleven plus two
When you rearrange the letters:
Twelve plus one

And for the grand finale:
President Clinton of the USA It can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter only once) into: To copulate he finds interns
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From: JR fdwjr@jeffersonenergy.com
Subject: silverseeker

Do people use this club to find a partner or do they lay back and view the pictures?I am a foxhunter and it seems to me when you tell someone your age me being 38 they seem to think you are just playing games and looking for a sugardaddy.Not all of us foxhunters are into that! speaking for myself i need a olderman to love and spoil .If ther are any older gent's white hair over weight that view this site and would like to be spoiled in bed and out then i am your man.
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From: George of Boston bostbill@ix.netcom.com
Subject: Re: silverseeker

Dear JR,
I have yet to meet a young man looking for a sugardaddy on this or any other list devoted to older men and their admirers. I have had no problems with young men playing games. You guys have been terrific to me. Thanks.

PS In case you are wondering, I'm fat and 71 with a big belly, big balls and a small cock.

George of Boston.
also known as "Boston Bill".
My web site has information on the CR Cruise in June 2001.
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From: "Fredrick Mazyck" rayge17@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: silverseeker

In Boston Bill's defense...He's still quite the looker!

Fred a.k.a A big fan of Boston Bill
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From: Jack McGee jackmc@rocketmail.com
Subject: Re: silverseeker

JR, I have met a few guys from Ben Boxer's personals who have been great....no one directly from the list. But I don't think many of us older think you younger ones are looking for sugardaddies. However, I could always use a good sugarson.....anyone out there who is sweet handsome, sexy, good in bed, wealthy and generous? If you keep trying, you'll at least find friends and playmates. The main problem is geographic, I think. There are a lot of daddies and boys out there that I'd like to meet, but they are often across the coninent from me. That's probably true for you. Hang in there, son. Life is good.
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From: JR fdwjr@jeffersonenergy.com
Subject: silverseeker

Hi to all and i would like to say thank you to all the sexy silverfoxes that have wrote me.For those who have ask i do live in Georgia and yes i am looking for a LTR.Let's not let our location's stand in the way of a beautifull relationship so if you want to be treated like a king and spoiled let's go for it.I will answer all emails as soon as i can hugs and a big sweet kiss to all.

Your silverseeker
JR
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From: Cliff.goleagle@ala.net
Subject: new sex pill

This is cliff. I was wondering if you have heard about a new sex pill that was supose to all ready be on the market.Last year my urologist told me that there was a new sex pill that was due on the market the firts of this year.I don't remember the name of the pill.He said that you could take the new sex pill even though you took the heart pill.Nitro.He said this pill you put it under your toung just like you do a heart pill.This new sex pill does not have bad side effects.I was wondering if you had hears about this new sex pill?if you have please tell me all you know about the new sex poll.
Thanks
Your friend Cliff
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From: "Digital Artistry" deusex@earthlink.net
Subject: S.A.Y.T.I.R

A quick note to announce the final stages of a new web based discussion = community (I had previously told Ben about this but things fell through = the cracks on the original version, this one is much better)... The name = of the place is S.A.Y.T.I.R. which is an acronym for "Senior And Younger = Together In Relationships". I'd like to invite everyone to come to the = site and join up and have fun. You need to establish an ez-board account = (similar to a Yahoo account for their clubs, but you can set one up = that's just local for the one community and will let you use more = names)... Here's the URL... http://pub55.ezboard.com/bsaytir
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From: "luvhog" luvhog@ameritech.net
Subject: (Humor) What to do with your penis

Bored? Want something new and exciting to try with your lover's penis... Why don't you try some of these Penis tricks. They are sure to amuse you and you will be the hit at most parties. You can try these on your own penis, but having your boyfriend do them is way more desirable.

Flower Power
Don't wait for spring, do this one now. Attach flower petals around the head of your Trouser Browser. Place in the center of a bouquet of flowers and present to your lover.

Cocktail Penis
A toast, and what could make it better than to have your own swizzle stick. Simply hold out your glass to your favorite Cocktail Weinie and say, stir please, sir. Olives optional.

Ruler Penis
Yes, we're practicing Men's Math here, and that's an easy trick. A few lines, a few numbers on your lap lizard, and voila! A penis that rules.

Make It Dance
That's right. I just pinch up it's little head, put some music on and let Mr. Bojangles jangle. It's a little like chair dancing. I like a mambo beat myself. I can eat chips and Velveeta with Rotel during the performance. A little classical music and you have your own ballet. A bit of white netting around the pubic hair - a ballerina; a white condom - a ballerino!

Aeropenis
Fly these friendly skies. Mr. Aviator is coming in for a landing. Oh No! The landing gears are not responding!! Better foam the landing strip with whip cream!!!

Disappearing Act
Hide his schlong between his legs. Looks like a girl, huh? Try placing a lovely pair of panties next to his crotch to complete the effect. But you run the risk of this trick backfiring - he might like the panties thing a little too much.

Bassapenis
Is he such a good puppy? Just paint a few spots on his root-o-rama, attach little doggy ears and tail, and voila, you got your basic Bassapenis. Of course, I'm partial to bassett hounds. You might want to try a dachshund and give a whole new meaning to the term "weiner dog." Oh god, just envisioning a poodle penis!

Penis Scream
Easy trick. Just re-run those newsclips of Lorena's Revenge. Enough to give any trouser snake the screaming meemies.

Tampenis
You know he doesn't like to willingly submit his schwanschtucker (Young Frankenstein revisited) to weird dressing up, but isn't it amazing what a little card board, a cottonball, and a piece of string can do?

Troll Penis
This trick was inspired by Mimi and her Troll Doll collection. Why not start your own Troll Penis collection. Collect swatches of bright-colored fake fur, tape to top of Mr. Happy's head, and comb in that all-important upward motion. When tired, your Troll Penis can go back to The Cave to "rest".

Penis Cocktail
Hungry for a little seafood? Whether yours is a shrimp or a jumbo shrimp, try Mama Heartless's Penis Cocktail. A little sauce, a squirt or two of lemon, a twig of parsley. Mmmmmm, good.
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From: "Rick Ortiz" athngold@earthlink.net
Subject: no sex

Gentlemen-
I am writing in the hopes that someone will be able to furnish some sound thoughts and reasoning on a particular "situation" I am experiencing.

I have been in a relationship for nearly twenty-one years. My lover is 73 and I am 43 and through the years, we have been inseparable. But, for the last ten years, the relationship has become sexless. This has not been my choice (hence this letter).

Needless to say, my ego has taken a beating. I have tried to reignite the flame but have failed miserably. My doctor suggested that my "husband" speak to a professional. He refuses insisting that he has simply lost all interest.

I have accepted his decision. But, what do I do? I feel as if I am in a no-win situation. I will not resort to sneaking around but I cannot continue remaining sexless.

Ideally, I would like to have an older "friend" I can make love with. Yet, maybe this is a fantasy which cannot become reality.

I will stop here.

I would appreciate some input. No negatives, flaming, etc. Just solid down-to-earth input.

Thank you!
Rick
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From: "Harry Chess" milkstudz@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: no sex

Rick-
One of the best things I have found about my two really good sexual relationships was that if I was horny, he could just kind of "help out." It didn't even require him to have a hard on! (If you have something that needs filling, there are all sorts of other possibilities...be creative!) No, it's not the same thing, but as Norman Douglas said, who wants the same meal every day. And speaking as the one who was sometimes "not interested." a good alternative fuck sometimes got me going, if not for that session, then for the next...

Tell him to "lay back, and think of the Empire." I can't remember who first said that, it was when Victoria was queen, and I was in dresses and curls.
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From: "Rick Ortiz" athngold@earthlink.net
Subject: no sex

Gentlemen-
I would like to thank each and every one of you who took the time to reply to my "no sex" letter. I was cheered up by the fact that so many showed concern and offered heartfelt thoughts and advice. You are all to be applauded. My best for ALL OF YOU!

Always,
Rick
P.S. I'll let you know if things improve (fingers crossed).
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