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Subject: irreverence Happy New Year to all! Just had to forward at least ONE thing, since it has been ages since I sent anything Jim "I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer."
- --Brendan Behan (1923 - 1964) Irish dramatist, author
Recalled on his death, 20 Mar 1964.
Subject: Robert Downey Jr. in gay rehab clinic Ben Boxer comments, tongue in cheek, on the article below: Yeah, sure! Obviously, there are no other rehab clinics in Los Angeles.
Headline: Text: Forwarded in behalf of Michael, an English silverfox of great charm and dry wit who lives in San Francisco and is an authority on all things great and wonderful in that fair city. He is the man behind the newsy "Twin Peeks" column at the Silverfoxes Clubhouse. He wishes you a Happy New Year by means of the attached card, and offers a laugh to cheer your holiday in the joke below. Urine Test One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. ------------------------------ End of silverfoxesclub-digest V1 #93
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