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-Fwd: Funnies of the Day
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Subject: Fwd: Funnies of the Day
At the plane crash site, one lone survivor sat with his back against
a tree, chewing on a bone. As he tossed the bone onto a huge pile of
bones, he noticed the rescue team. "Thank Heavens!", he cried out in
relief..... "I am saved!"
The rescue team did not move, as they were in shock, seeing the pile
of human bones beside this lone survivor. Obviously he had eaten his
comrades. The Survivor saw the horror in their faces and hung his own
head in shame. "You can't judge me for this," he insisted. "I had to
survive. Is it so wrong to want to live?"
The leader of the rescue team stepped forward, shaking his head in
disbelief. "I won't judge you for doing what was necessary to
survive, but Good Heavens, man, your plane only went down yesterday!"
"But I paid, don't you remember?" said the customer.
"Okay," said the bartender. "If you say you paid, you did."
The man then went outside and told a friend that the bartender
couldn't keep track of his customers' bills. The second man then
rushed in and ordered a beer. When it came time to pay he pulled the
same stunt.
The barkeep replied, "If you say you paid, I'll take your word for
it."
Soon the customer went into the street, saw an old friend, and told
him how to get free drinks.
The man hurried into the bar and began to drink high balls when,
suddenly, the bartender leaned over and said, "You know, a funny
thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither
paid and both claimed that they did. The next guy who tries that is
going to get punched right in the nose."
"Don't bother me with your troubles," the final patron
responded. "Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."
Subject: A new story...
Greetings and salutations to one and all,
It's been quite a while since I've posted anything to the list and a lot has
happened in my life since. In case some or all of you don't know/remember
who I am, my name is Peter (a.k.a. The Penguin). My poetry can be found on
the lovely Ben Boxer's website in the Library. I haven't written anything in
a long time, but have written a story recently. I will post it in parts, and
depending on the reaction I receive to it, will continue or cease the posts.
A little about myself: I am a 22 year old Asian foxhunter residing in Austin,
TX. B I am a student at the University of Texas at Austin. I am 5'11", 190#,
blk hair, dk brn eyes, smooth, clean shaven. My interests are reading,
writing (music and stories/poetry), music (listening, playing, and writing),
and good conversation with good friends.
Sincerely,
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Hi Peter,
This work has the makings of a good story. I, for one, will be hoping for
the next instalments!
GRS
Subject: Greetings Post
Posting a Greeting to list members.
Subject: ils servers
I just got a cam and am testing out netmeeting....which ils servers do
you OLDER gents frequent??
Thanks, and private replies, please :)
Casey
Subject: Christmas Cake recipe
How to make a christmas cake:
Ingredients:
Sample the Johnnie Walker to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the whisky again.
To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Then repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. Make sure the whisky is still OK.
Try another cup.
Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pray it
loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsiscity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit. Check the
whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or something. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven
and piss in the fridge.
Turn the cake tin 350 defrees. Don?t forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl through the fucking window. Check the whisky again and go to
bed.
Subject: Canadian Supreme Court Rules on Bookstore
Hi Ben and Everyone,
Many of the books Little Sister's carries can be easily purchased at
heterosexual bookstores but were being routinely stopped, opened and burned
before they reached the bookstore at Canadian Customs.
As enlightened as some may feel Canada is in their laws to protect gays and
lesbians, we have our share of narrow minded cretins as well.
Ron
Gay-book sellers win Supreme Court case Customs agents blasted for
harassment
by KIRK MAKIN and CAROLINE ALPHONSO
Canada Customs carried out a campaign of harassment
against a Vancouver gay and lesbian bookstore by repeatedly seizing books
and videos its agents deemed obscene, the Supreme Court of Canada said
yesterday.
A 6-3 majority nonetheless concluded the problem lay in unsophisticated or
reckless agents, not with legislation that permits them to seize material
bound for Little Sister's Book and Art Emporium.
The court majority rapped Canada Customs sharply on the knuckles for its
15-year "running battle" with the bookstore, but it struck down just a
solitary legislative provision, one that put the onus on importers to prove
seized material is not obscene.
The judgment, widely anticipated as among the year's most important, met
with a mixed reception. Some believe it will securely tie the hands of
customs agents.
"My message to Canada Customs today is that it's not business as usual any
more," Janine Fuller, manager of Little Sister's, told a Vancouver press
conference. "The Supreme Court has told you definitively to clean up your
act."
John Dixon, president of the B.C. Civil Liberties Association, a moving
force behind the case, called the judgment a "landslide victory" that will
force agents to prove within 30 days that a seized item is obscene.
However, many civil libertarians expressed bitter disappointment. They said
the court did a lot of huffing and puffing, but couldn't bring itself to
blow the Customs-seizure practice out of existence.
From the Supreme Court majority judgment:
"Sexuality is a source of profound vulnerability, and the appellants
reasonably concluded that they were in many ways being treated by customs
officials as sexual outcasts."
Subject: Image Archives
The Updated December Image Archives have been uploaded. More than 400
pictures have been added, many of which have not appeared on the list.
The holiday season is in full swing. The Panty Santy Locker Rooms are
on-line at the Silverfoxes Clubhouse. I am developing a new type of
Locker Room area for overdue placement of several pictures of list
members on-line, and I am preparing some stories written by members.
Sorry everything takes so long, but I am a slow worker (my partner
accuses me of being a perfectionist) and since I work mostly alone,
those are the breaks! However, my partner did the Archives this month
and just finished them and uploaded them. He is also working on fresh
video clips for the Snooker Club.
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