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-Condom & crisco info might save your life (8)
Sorry for the cross-posting. I think this information is important, and some of us might not be aware of the dangers.
A list member asked:
George of Boston adds:
These polyurethane condoms provide a better feeling for the penetrator, and oil based lubes provide a better feeling for the recipient. Your mileage may vary, of course. You might prefer rubber condoms and water based lube.
Please note: oil with plastic; water with rubber. Your life could depend on remembering that. Any type of grease rots a latex condom in a minute or two.
The polyurethane condom is stronger than the latex one, which may be helpful if the penetrator is a tiger when the moment comes.
George of Boston (Boston Bill)
George is absolutely right. I was fisting a guy a couple of years with what he'd said was a polyurethane glove and Crisco when the glove absolutely disentegrated. Now I always carry gloves of polyurethane if there's any question of my fist being used. I also carry polyurethane condoms and several kinds of lube. Polyurethane can be used with both oil based and water based lubes so if you're carrying polyurethane, there's no question as to whether you can use any given lube.
I also prefer the feeling of polyurethane on my cock. It feels more like the barebacking I did before HIV became a part of our sex world. And I can feel that prostate more exactly with the head of my dick when I'm wearing polyurethane as opposed to latex.
The polyurethane gloves are a bit harder to find than
latex, but if you can't find them at your pharmacist
try a medical supply house in some large town. Mine are
supplied by my doctor though I've never had occasion
to use either gloves or condoms with him. Not that
I'd mind. He's a good looking guy with a pretty ass.
But it hasn't been offered and his wife keeps a pretty
close eye on him.
Walt Craig wrote:
George of Boston (Boston Bill)
I found this article very interesting, especially since it suggests that using a polyurethane condom enhances the users pleasure to be more like 'barebacking'. Anything that encourages men to use condoms is good in my opinion. Since my supply of regular condoms has reached a dangerously low level I decided to try buying this improved version.
Okay, I confess, I wasn't about to ask the pharmacist where the polyurethane condoms were kept. Since the latex variety are out in the open where anyone, including shocked little old ladies, and horror of horrors real children can see them, I made the assumption that the store did not carry the kind I was looking for.
Are they difficult to acquire, or do I simply need to look in a different, perhaps larger, drug store? There is a web site (might be out of business now that the dot coms have crashed and burned) where it was possible to not only to buy, but get all kinds of information about condoms.
Walt, right now, I seem to be able to find Trojan brand SUPRA's more easily than any other. But AVANTI was the first brand I found and one I like. Also the REALITY women's condoms are made of polyurethane. If I need condoms and can't find polyurthane I usually buy MAGNUM's which are bigger. I'm not bragging here, my cock is only slightly longer than most and the shaft is slender with a bigger mushroom shaped head, which is probably why the bigger ones feel better. However once again MAGNUM's are latex and one must be careful about lubes. With polyurethane condoms you can use anything including handlotions.
One nice thing about polyurethane condoms is the lasting powers of the oil based lubes. In the days before HIV, when we gangbanged more often, the cum from the earlier guys added lube. Now when gangbanging one has to add lube with each new condomed cock.
Are they difficult to acquire, or do I simply need to look in a different, perhaps larger, drug store?
Most Wal Marts pharmacies will have either or both the
SUPRA's and the AVANTI's as will a lot of chain
Don't be shy about asking the pharmacist. If he
hasn't been asked about them, it may not have occurred
to him to stock them.....he might even want to use one
Just a word about the Reality female condom. They are designed to remain inserted in the vagina. Works the same for an ass. If you use spit to lubricate the interior of the condom, you can fuck a while, pull out and get blown, and then re-enter without messy cleanups and a new condom. They're a little more expensive, but give it a try. And your partner doesn't get a mouthful of Crisco or any other foul-tasting lube. If you both have one in, you can go around the world without those deflating intervals when practicality needs must replace lust!
I really like Reality when I'm spending a long relaxed
time with someone I care for, because I can get head
as well as fucking his sweet ass without having to
suit up over and over and without his having to taste
some nasty lube.....but be sure the inner ring is
completely beyond the prostate or it's going to be
painful for him. I was horrified when I removed it
from a young man one day to find it bloody outside.
He was nearly a virgin still, maybe the third time I'd
fucked him, but he knows now for sure that no matter
how much he wants to be fucked and loved by a sexy
daddy, it ISN'T supposed to hurt that much even if you
haven't been used much.
Trojan makes the best polyurethane condom. They come in a grey, gold and red box and I'll be damned if I can remember what they are called. So, if your store carries Trojan, they will probably have these also. The original brand polyurethane condom for men was a brand call Avanti. I tried these on several occasions, but they are not made for ass-fucking. After several of them broke upon penetration, I gave up on them. They came out about 3-4 years ago and maybe they have been improved since then, but you won't get me to try them out again. I have never had any trouble with the Trojans, but you must use lots of lubrication with them.
And, you shouldn't be shy about asking a pharmacist if they carry them. That is part of a pharmacist's job.. If you were 15, you might get a look and a hard time, but in this day and age, condoms are a way of life. I have seen condom commercials on TV and the other day heard a radio commercial complete with a catchy jingle. The condom company was having a contest of some sort.
And, the way Pfizer pushes Viagra, apparently nothing is taboo when it comes to advertising sex these days. The pharmacist won't be embarrassed and maybe even admire you for having safer sex in mind. I am sure they would rather dispense rubbers than the AIDS cocktail. And, unless you are a flaming queen, they probably don't know that you will be using them for man-to-man action. It's none of their business anyway. Most pharmacies are there to make money. They could give a rat's butt about your personal life.
And, who knows? Without bragging, I met a very nice pharmacist at my drugstore when I asked if they carried Magnums. Now he always flirts with me and stares at my crotch when I come in to get a script filled. Too bad he has a wedding ring on. I draw the line at married men. But he sure am cute and I sure am tempted.
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat".
"What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No, sir," said Earl. "We're on the patch."
"Well, yes, I did once."
"Well, how did she look?"
"Oh boy, she looked very angry!"
At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere. "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your wife's face once during sex. That seems highly unusual. How did it occur that you saw her face that time?"
"She was watching us through the window."
On the very first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow, "Today I have created you! As a cow, you must go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will work all day under the sun! I will give you a life span of 50 years."
The cow objected, "What? This kind of tough life you want me to live for 50 years? Let me have 20 years, and the 30 years I'll give back to you."
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the dog. God said to the dog, "What you are supposed to do is to sit all day by the door of your house. Any people that come in, you will have to bark at them! I'll give a life span of 20 years."
The dog objected, "What? All day long to sit by the door? No way! I give you back my other 10 years of life!"
So God agreed.
On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey, "Monkeys have to entertain people. You've got to make them laugh and do monkey tricks. I'll give you 20 years life span." The monkey objected. "What? Make them laugh? Do monkey faces and tricks? Ten years will do, and the other 10 years I'll give you back."
So God agreed.
On the fourth day, God created man and said to him, "Your job is to sleep, eat, and play. You will enjoy very much in your life. All you need to do is to enjoy and do nothing. This kind of life, I'll give you a 20 year life span."
The man objected. "What? Such a good life! Eat, play, sleep, do nothing? Enjoy the best and you expect me to live only for 20 years? No way, man... why don't we make a deal? Since the cow gave you back 30 years, the dog gave you back 10 years, the monkey gave you back 10 years, I will take them from you! That makes my life span 70 years, right?"
So God agreed.
AND THAT'S WHY....
In our first 20 years, we eat, sleep, play, enjoy the best and do
nothing much. For the next 30 years, we work all day long, suffer and
get to support the family. For the next 10 years, we entertain our
grandchildren by making monkey faces and monkey tricks. And for the last
10 years, we stay at home, sit by the front door and bark at people!
On the first day god created the monkey and gave him a sex life of 15 years, the monkey Said please I only need 10 years I will give back 5 years.
On the second day God created Lion and gave him 20 years of sex lifethe Lion said I only desire 10 years please I will give back 10 years.
On the third day God created man and gave him 20 years of sex life Man said please I desire more can I have more and God said you may have the 5 years the monkey gave back and the ten years that the Lion refused.
And that is why man has 20 years of sex life, 5 years of monkeying around
and ten years of lion
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